"The" former girlfriend that you went out with for a long time, should have married but didn't, and today is the object of your secret, social-media only tryst. I mean, after all, you never see her anyway, even though you wish you could.
G: "Been in touch with Lucy?"
B:"I haven't seen her in years, man. Why would you ask me that?"
G: "Dude, everyone knows she's your ex-girlwife."
B:"I haven't seen her in years, man. Why would you ask me that?"
G: "Dude, everyone knows she's your ex-girlwife."
by Sticky AKA January 22, 2015
Man: "I can't make it with any babes here. I'm gonna text my old girlfriend."
His buddy: "Don't do it, man. No ex-sexting tonight."
His buddy: "Don't do it, man. No ex-sexting tonight."
by UWS124 October 21, 2012
a mother fucking shitty ass selfish, arrogant, self-centered, life ruining, musty, crusty, rusty, and dusty bitch as whore
Friend: isnt that your ex, matthew
Me: shut the fuck up never say my ex's name again i hate him with a living passion
Me: shut the fuck up never say my ex's name again i hate him with a living passion
by yourr_done November 12, 2021
by i hate my ex September 08, 2023
I have an ex mom
by Babygowild March 30, 2019
He broke up with his ex-girlfriend.
by SweetDivaKay April 23, 2020
Male or female that is notorious for dating friend's exes or people that friends have previously dated. Usually this person attacks almost immediately after a break-up to waste no time and doesn't care what anyone thinks about his/her actions.
Friend 1: Mike and Laney just broke up... and Mike's friend Joe is already messaging her on Facebook, WTF?
Friend 1: Dude, Joe did the same thing with the last chick I hooked up with. He's got no shame, total ex-chaser.
Friend 1: Dude, Joe did the same thing with the last chick I hooked up with. He's got no shame, total ex-chaser.
by Barbarella June 10, 2010