denver split

The "Denver Split" occurs when a guy starts to take a piss and the stream splits into two streams that go different directions. Usually this only lasts a couple of seconds, sometimes it persists. I first heard this term in 1966 and can't believe there's no google hits on it to this very day!

"I had a huge Denver Split and pissed all over the floor."
"Why is just your right shoe wet? Didja have a Denver Split?
"What a Denver Split! I actually crossed streams with the guy standing next to me."

by Loco Moco October 10, 2013

Denver Diner

When two people are in a "69" position, with a penis or vagina in their mouth, their nose is inserted into their partners anus, then their partner sprays shit into their nose, down their throat, and possibly all over their face.

I had chili fries at the Denver Diner, then my girlie had those exact chili fries later when I hooked her up with a Denver Diner.

That breakfast burrito was delicious, and that guy's cute. I'll take him to the Denver Diner when we get to my place.

by Tealle November 19, 2013

denver omlete

Fucking (and ejaculating inside of ) an elderly woman hard and quick, using butter or cooking oil for lube.

I've always wanted to make Betty White a denver omlete.

by nliquid4m April 30, 2014

Denver Cough

A smokers cough, caused by smoking cannibis.

Will has developed bad Denver Cough.

by RyannayR June 30, 2015

Denver Tuxedo

It is when you wear denim pants and a denim shirt. It doesn't matter if they are the same shade of denim.

Hey checkout that dude with the Denver tuxedo.

by RonAllen1Foot January 5, 2017

denver burke

Denver Burke is the most sexiest most big peckered most down right fucking hot, but not also that he literally give an amazing blowjob;)

By sucking very good dick: damm you must be a Denver Burke if you can suck dick that good!

by Dirty pecker head March 23, 2017

denver drive-by

When a car (or pedestrian) drives by blasting you/your car/your place of business with large amounts of cannabis smoke

"Damn dude, you smell that? "
"Yeah, we just got blasted by a Denver drive-by"

by N8CHE April 13, 2017