dong mitten

a condom

better wear a dong mitten if you're gonna tap that shit

by Stefan the terrible June 12, 2004

droopy dong

a penis that hangs below the knees and refuses to become stiff

Tony's droopy dong looks more like an elephant trunk than a penis!

by sean14714 January 26, 2006

Dong Gong

hit a gong (or a tam-tam) with its mallet. move close enough to the gong, while standing, until the crotch of your pants is touching the gong. its pleasantly shocking.

bro 1: "dude dude, check this out." *GONG*, *steps up and hollas like he won the lottery*

bro 2: "what the hell are you doing?" *GONG*, *steps up and hollas like he won the lottery*

bro 1:"dong gong"

by someguymb14 August 12, 2014

Kwong Dong

Its pretty much slang for a small penis.

He couldn't help but feel good about his friend having a kwong dong.

by OMFG EPIC LOL July 02, 2009

Shlanging dong

When you're completely naked and just start wiggling your dick around

Guy 1:Dude what are you doing?”
Guy 2: “Shlanging dong bro”
Guy 1: “hell yeah, nice form man!”

by Shlanging Dong July 06, 2020

Dong Love

Someone that loves cock

Those two are all about dong love

by Chuckalatmilk October 01, 2016

a huge dong

what you dont have

"look, a huge donger! you should get one!"

by jfjfrjfrihidbfiwgfeiwu January 06, 2017