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dong mitten

better wear a dong mitten if you're gonna tap that shit
by Stefan the terrible June 12, 2004
mugGet the dong mittenmug.

Dong Gong

hit a gong (or a tam-tam) with its mallet. move close enough to the gong, while standing, until the crotch of your pants is touching the gong. its pleasantly shocking.
bro 1: "dude dude, check this out." *GONG*, *steps up and hollas like he won the lottery*

bro 2: "what the hell are you doing?" *GONG*, *steps up and hollas like he won the lottery*

bro 1:"dong gong"
by someguymb14 August 12, 2014
mugGet the Dong Gongmug.

droopy dong

a penis that hangs below the knees and refuses to become stiff
Tony's droopy dong looks more like an elephant trunk than a penis!
by sean14714 January 27, 2006
mugGet the droopy dongmug.

Kwong Dong

He couldn't help but feel good about his friend having a kwong dong.
by OMFG EPIC LOL July 2, 2009
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James Dong

James dong is james bonds brother, who drives the most shit car ever. This Car was created in automation by dr. shinyodd, a well known Furry and car lover. with the help of his friend STREAM ChaT. James Dong hates his car yet has no brain
Ah yes, i remember James Dong. What an idiot! he loved Ying Yang Spinny Thangs. and drove the shittiest car of automation
BUISNESS BUISNESS BUISneSS
by James Dongers June 24, 2019
mugGet the James Dongmug.

DONG DEALER

One who simply slings dick.
Damn, that girl is a dong dealer!
by Spanky97 September 10, 2016
mugGet the DONG DEALERmug.

Dong sneeze

Man 1: My dong sneezed in her face last night.

Man 2: Nice
by 535 March 7, 2011
mugGet the Dong sneezemug.

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