Dockboy

The ability to break any metal object.
Dockboy is to iron what Kryptonite is to Superman

be careful with that NOS or you'll Dockboy your engine.

by David J Lott October 15, 2008

D-Lock

1. Noun: A D-shaped lock used for clamping a bicycle to various objects specifically used to keep it secure in public places. Requires Key to Unlock.

2. Verb: Using said Lock around a victims neck. Causing severe annoyance and mild pain for prolonged periods of time due to the key being hidden/swallowed. Best reults at keggers and at house parties. Reasonably Humourous

1. Will somebody buy me a D-Lock? I'm scared my bike will be looted!

2. D-Lock that fucking Nazi Kid! He tried to rape a 14 year old!

by Warnes August 9, 2006

Deformation Docking

When a woman pushes her vagina up to her partners vagina. Similar to scissoring.

Sally grabbed Jessica and placed her vagina into her own vagina. Sally said, this is called "Deformation Docking"!

by DDdocking October 20, 2008

Drocket

1. Drocket - To drill/rocket it

Usage: I'm going to drocket you in the johnson.

by KevinKevbear March 22, 2007

Dock Stalking

When fishermen creep up close to a dock where ladies are sitting. With little to no concern for the privacy of the cottage and land owners.

"Dude, I was tanning topless on the dock this afternoon, and I opened my eyes, and there were two creepers dock stalking the eff outta me"

by JCON222 March 31, 2008

Dockmiester

Being a total and complete bad ass

Working at the PAC as a dockmiester

by golfinjoe24 May 29, 2009

docker's omelette

Vomit deposited on the pavement, usually after a rowdy night out

Tim: "Where's Wolfgang got to?"
Eric: "Oh, he's round the corner rustling up a docker's omelette"

by Itsallgoodman August 24, 2017