monkey diving

Verb. Butthole sex.

Chloe's dunk was so fine, it made want to go monkey diving.

by No Eyed Schmee September 28, 2008

Dick diving

Guy (or a girl) is laying like a plank, the other girl or guy is squatting above him and jumps onto their dick and lands on it

When she’s dick diving you have to hold your dick so it doesn’t get bent.

by Aaron and princess June 18, 2021

Clap Dive

Before jumping off the starting block for a swim meet, you clap your hands together once like a retarded seal while summoning thor, the norse god of thunder, and proceed to fall/flip into the water, most likely landing on your back. then continue swimming

I just Clap Dived before our relay. I think the water parted for a second.

by johnnyhammerstix11212 March 27, 2011

demon diving

the act of opening your Italian sandwich, seeking out and removing the obnoxiously large and extremely unenjoyable peppercorns so as not to burn your mouth and ruin your lunch by eating one of those mothers

demon

"I'm going demon diving before I eat this Italian sandwich, last time I burned my whole frigging mouth on one of those mothers."

by YobiYo October 30, 2011

diaper dive

...what Reg does in the middle of the summer in his trunks..

Reg, diaper, dive, pants, summer, diaper dive

by pool girls December 14, 2010

Apple Dive

Hanging out in a car and thinking of random words to put together and look up on the internet

Shawn: Think of a word that starts with A and add a verb.

Levi: APPLE DIVE

by GirlShawn October 30, 2011

Wheelchair Diving

Soon to be an olympic sport in the special olympics. That is when the trainer pushes the guy in the wheel chair off the diving board. and the wheel chair has lifejackets so it floats back to the top

Colten devenyi won first prize in wheelchair diving.

by sadlo1733 May 22, 2009