monkey diving

Verb. Butthole sex.

Chloe's dunk was so fine, it made want to go monkey diving.

by No Eyed Schmee September 28, 2008

Clap Dive

Before jumping off the starting block for a swim meet, you clap your hands together once like a retarded seal while summoning thor, the norse god of thunder, and proceed to fall/flip into the water, most likely landing on your back. then continue swimming

I just Clap Dived before our relay. I think the water parted for a second.

by johnnyhammerstix11212 March 27, 2011

demon diving

the act of opening your Italian sandwich, seeking out and removing the obnoxiously large and extremely unenjoyable peppercorns so as not to burn your mouth and ruin your lunch by eating one of those mothers

demon

"I'm going demon diving before I eat this Italian sandwich, last time I burned my whole frigging mouth on one of those mothers."

by YobiYo October 30, 2011

diaper dive

...what Reg does in the middle of the summer in his trunks..

Reg, diaper, dive, pants, summer, diaper dive

by pool girls December 14, 2010

Dumpster diving

An innuendo referring to anal sex.

“Dude, I just totally went dumpster diving with my girl!”

by XxNoobSlayer420xX April 8, 2019

mud diving

It's like muff diving, but in the back.

Sandy was on her period, so I went mud diving instead

by smile420 May 2, 2014

Swan Dive

The act of theatrically throwing ones self to the floor for no apparent reason. Typically used in sport by cheats in Wales.

"Ah nah, ya boy Ayew's only gone and Swan Dived. Again."

by JT's mum May 28, 2021