When you work in an office which is subdivided into cubicles and you decide that you want to fuck around with a coworker in your or their cubicle.
by DickSlaya69 March 4, 2016
Get the salty deskmug. In a desk group at school you vote for the president vice president and caretaker/maid. A desk president makes all final decisions of the desk group.
by IM THE CARETAKER April 24, 2019
Get the Desk Presidentmug. by hI121 October 25, 2010
Get the Crap deskmug. Refers to where you unexpectedly get a whole string of several newly-composed UD definitions approved right off, and so you realize that the currently-online submission-judgers are apparently a more-receptive "desk" (as in, "it all depends on whose desk you land on") than the overly-critical/humorless a**h**es who seem to be typically present, and who often heartlessly/flippantly reject many of your perfectly-good and well-worded definitions in favor of stupid/negative/gross/disgusting/smutty submissions that aren't the least bit clever or funny, and which are riddled with misspellings, poor grammar, lousy/unclear wording, etc. So you hastily delve back into your "archives" of previously-rejected definitions and re-submit some of them, in the hopes that these more-fair-minded judgers are still the ones who are "watching" for new submissions, and thus they will approve this latest "crop" from you, as well.
I always try to perform the favorable-desk scramble whenever I have a chance; it's allowed me to get most of my definitions published, some of which I'd been waiting on for months.
by QuacksO August 25, 2018
Get the favorable-desk scramblemug. A desk boy is a guy (usually a simp) who sits under a an E-girls desk all day for the sole purpose of performing sexual services. They are usually restrained in some way or another.
by Rawrgasmo April 17, 2021
Get the Desk boymug. by AndroidsOn August 4, 2025
Get the Don’t Hide Under My Deskmug. by Absolute chungus glizzy goblin December 11, 2020
Get the Deskmug.