danish glaze

When you ejaculate into your partner’s asshole, pull out after ejaculating inside your partners rectum. Your penis WILL be covered in your own ejaculate and fecal matter. Go ahead and slap your partner in the face with your glazed penis and BOOM you gave her the Danish Glaze.

Dude, there’s no way I can talk to her again. I gave her the Danish Glaze and left immediately. She was absolutely mortified.

by Yain’tRight December 27, 2024

Flag

Get the danish glazemug.

Frozen Danish mud pig

When two gay males roll around in their steaming liquid shit and wear pig masks and one the of males freezes part of the shit and proceeds to shove it up the other males ass for sexual gay lover pleasure whilst rolling around in the shit.

Ivan: Wyatt and ace just did a Frozen Danish mud pig last night!
Jack: We gotta try that sometime!

by ScratchySackJack January 23, 2025

Flag

Get the Frozen Danish mud pigmug.

Danish

The act of fornicating wherein both parties are wearing waffle-knit robes and Glerups slippers

"Let's slip away for a quick danish."

"Wow, we're dressed for a danish this morning."

by Bubblybrown January 27, 2021

Flag

Get the Danishmug.

Going for a Danish

Masturbation. An expression widely used in Scandinavian countries, though translated into the local language. For example: går till en Danska (Sweden), går til en Dansk (Norway), menee tanskaksi (Finland).

Alone in his flat, Erik streamed Debbie Does Dallas and found himself going for a Danish.

by riggbeck September 2, 2018

Flag