You don't want to be Danish.
by VincGuy March 24, 2018
Get the Danish mug.When you are doggy styling this girl you decide to get kinky and stick a fork up her ass until she gets lifted off the ground. As she hits lifted she does a twirl forward on the fork and gurgles your balls.
by Fat boy Dave May 18, 2018
Get the Danish Forklift mug.Pretending like you have a chance against the much bigger person, and going face first into the fight, only to get stomped by him within seconds. Much like the Danes, during WW2, did against the much stronger Germany and their invasion of the country.
Boy 1: "Man I saw you go in against that bigger dude - you got absolutely slaughtered."
Boy 2: "Yeah I know, I pulled out the Danish Offense. Shouldn't have done that."
Boy 2: "Yeah I know, I pulled out the Danish Offense. Shouldn't have done that."
by fjgsteff July 20, 2019
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Get the danish destroyer mug.Danish samar is a person who is always sad thinking about her ex because he is chutiya a big ass hole but matter of fact is that he is #dilwala
Person1:look there such a nice guy
Person2:what danish samar a nice guy impossible he is #kulla which makes him more special
Person2:what danish samar a nice guy impossible he is #kulla which makes him more special
by Chris12560 June 9, 2019
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