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Derek

Derek is a sweet caring intellectual gorgeous baby who has time for everyone's problems. He is very divine and has a thing for Aphrodite. The Gods think highly of him and as it were highly of his moral integrity. He is a one of a kind Man of God and seeks the truth. A boy who can sniff out lies and untruth, he will go Gangnam style on you in a minute. His Correct Cross is God approved and ready for life altering moments of victory. This boy is Michael Jordan and is a by God Always Was. His magic is a nonmagical non starter for he uses correction. This boy in space will let you keep his car and he will never forget the first time you kiss. He is Garden Savvy and the only drugs he takes comes from a pharmacy. (Usually) his family is under a curse but this boy eats that shit for breakfast. Go Go Derek. Keep the throne.
Don't fuck with Derek! Derek sees Red and prefers correction. Derek says Jesus is such a beautiful name! Derek will treat Aphrodite like a God should be, ( you know if she were a girl).
by Derek and Aphrodite September 15, 2022
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Derek is caked up
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Derek is so hot-mason
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a man with asda bags made of steel
derek smacked my ass with his asda bags
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A one of a kind unique thinker, who has an amazing body, breath taking eyes , and a mysterious side girl's can't refuse. He is smart, sweet, and is everything a man should be .
by Stacysaurus911 April 21, 2023
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Grant: what did Derek have for lunch today?
Alex: you know what he had, he’s a salad muncher
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Derek for a bag of sniff, derek chisora the boxer. Chizzle chisora it’s all the Same shit you feel Alive then shite for days!
Yes mate give us a blast of the derek! Fuck me that’s some heavyweight chisora belting chiz that lad fancy a beer
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