The biggest, most cakey, rich drug lord to every exist. His wife, Anne Hathaway, is always simping for this man. He has multiple hide-outs located just south of the border alongside his high school operations.
Rumors say he is planned to run a "How-To-Drug-Right" show premiering Fall 2025.
His identity is currently unknown and he is presumed dead by the governmen-women, but everyone knows he is alive. He can be spotted in trees, men's restrooms, and Bass Pro Shops. He is rumored to have ties to President Trump. He has many wives, mainly being over the age of 30. (he fulfills their needs by land, airline, and sea , that's why he's got 2,000 kids. he has a sex drive of a cougar, with his cougars)
He is most famous for his plane escape from Alcatraz, where he continued to scuba dive to the Keystone Colorado Mountains and then jet pack to Venezuela (his most loyal customers). People have claimed to see him in Guantanamo Bay, particularly running the detention camp itself.
He has many chemist connections.
He is rumored to have connections to up-and-coming rapper and RnB icon Yung JCB.
Enemies: mousetrap cars
El Compacto drowns fish.
he does not get frost bite, El Compacto bites frost.
The great wall of china was meant to keep El Compacto out, it did not work.
El Compact destroyed the periodic table because El Compacto only knows the element of surprise.
PS: he is everywhere, watch yo moms and aunts. chances are, too late
Rumors say he is planned to run a "How-To-Drug-Right" show premiering Fall 2025.
His identity is currently unknown and he is presumed dead by the governmen-women, but everyone knows he is alive. He can be spotted in trees, men's restrooms, and Bass Pro Shops. He is rumored to have ties to President Trump. He has many wives, mainly being over the age of 30. (he fulfills their needs by land, airline, and sea , that's why he's got 2,000 kids. he has a sex drive of a cougar, with his cougars)
He is most famous for his plane escape from Alcatraz, where he continued to scuba dive to the Keystone Colorado Mountains and then jet pack to Venezuela (his most loyal customers). People have claimed to see him in Guantanamo Bay, particularly running the detention camp itself.
He has many chemist connections.
He is rumored to have connections to up-and-coming rapper and RnB icon Yung JCB.
Enemies: mousetrap cars
El Compacto drowns fish.
he does not get frost bite, El Compacto bites frost.
The great wall of china was meant to keep El Compacto out, it did not work.
El Compact destroyed the periodic table because El Compacto only knows the element of surprise.
PS: he is everywhere, watch yo moms and aunts. chances are, too late
Kid: Mommy, who was that in your room?
Mom: Well, El Compacto dear. He wanted to say hi to your new brother.
Mom: Well, El Compacto dear. He wanted to say hi to your new brother.
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A substitute for the common expression "cool story bro". Often shows signs of dis-interest and not caring.
by littlesibber December 27, 2010
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"Damn, that boy is hot! Ima hit him up at the staff party!"
"Yeah he is, but I never fish off the company pier. After the last guy, we had a crazy fight in the lunch room later. I learned my lesson!"
"Yeah he is, but I never fish off the company pier. After the last guy, we had a crazy fight in the lunch room later. I learned my lesson!"
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One of the greatest dance teams in California. Based in Sacramento, California, they work insanely hard to perform at rallies, football games, basketball games and at competitions. Guided by 2 amazing coaches, they are truly the greatest athletic team to emerge from Mira Loma High School. Their unprecedented success is only prohibited by the amount of trophy space available in the dance room.
One of the greatest dance teams in California. Based in Sacramento, California, they work insanely hard to perform at rallies, football games, basketball games and at competitions. Guided by 2 amazing coaches, they are truly the greatest athletic team to emerge from Mira Loma High School. Their unprecedented success is only prohibited by the amount of trophy space available in the dance room.
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