by urban_dick_69 March 28, 2024

WHEN YOUR PLAYING CALL OF DUTY HEHE WITH YOUR FRIEND AND HE LUNCHES YOU INTO LAVA OR A DEATH BARRIER
YOU THEN WANT TO PUT YOUR COCK IN HIS SCREEN :)
YOU THEN WANT TO PUT YOUR COCK IN HIS SCREEN :)
by LJEFLKJJKFEVKLJLK October 27, 2017

someone who hits on his friends girlfriends. spends too much time with other peoples girlfriends. kisses hugs and those generally inappropriate things with his friends girlfriends .
by orion_14754 June 2, 2010

Jonathan: “hey asshole, go cockblocking somewhere else, bitch!”
Generic asshole: “no. Also, fuck you, imma steal your girl.”
Generic asshole: “no. Also, fuck you, imma steal your girl.”
by The ceo of shit Cold War guns July 16, 2021

by Poop -_- February 1, 2019

The type of people who do everything to invalidate every move you make on someone you are attracted to or in love with just because they c couldn't do it themselves. So, according to their crab-bucket logic, if they can't do it, neither you can.
Person A: Bro, I can't wait to meet her on this date.
Person B: My guy, she is way out of your league.
Person C: Cockblockers being like:
Person B: My guy, she is way out of your league.
Person C: Cockblockers being like:
by TheKamikazeMonkeys May 28, 2024
