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Choice

Choice is the act of hesitation made before making a decision (not in any dictionary anywhere!! Instead they say choice is choosing... eat my ass).
The more decisions you are forced to make alone, the more you are aware of your freedom of choice.
by Can’t-handle December 4, 2018
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CHOICE THE TAURUS.

He's a super star, I love marsean, im his biggest fan i want his big fat meaty dick in my asshole all the time. i wish he would nut all over me please. i pray every night for it. i listen to all his music. i LOVE quailman, i wish he would put his quail on me. show me what a MAN he is.

- Jennifer Casellini
MAN 1- omg is that CHOICE THE TAURUS.
MAN 2- YES IT IS, FUCK ME PLEASE
MAN 1- NO ME
by CHOICE'S NUMBER 1 FAN June 11, 2022
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Choices

Oh! THAT! NO! BAHAHAHA!
Hym "Will I respect women's choices? No. Never. I... Will never... love you..."
by Hym Iam June 14, 2025
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Choice Butt

a large cigarette butt that is still smokeable, usually found in a friends ash tray - or the ash tray outside the bank.
hey Charlie...you got any choice butts out there in that ass tray??
by BradleyWilliam July 5, 2009
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Choiced Up

Q: "Hey Man, you fuckwad, you still seeing that chick?" A: "No, thanks for asking, nutsack, but I choiced up and axed that shit."
by Lamukta October 12, 2011
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Choice Fatigue

When you have too many choices to pick from and get overwhelmed and just don’t pick anything
Jade: “There’s too many guys on tinder, I just get choice fatigue and close the app.”
by Elite Cabbage May 31, 2024
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Child's choice

Being instructed to choose from a selection of options but the instructions also prevent the selection of any option.
You can only choose one. Choose wisely. "I cannot choose either, this is a Child's choice"
by Anoobis.the.first April 29, 2025
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