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chodebacca

president obama has a chodebacca
by assnugget142 May 1, 2009
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Fat Chode

The biggest and baddest of chode's comes with the monstrosity that is a "fat chode." It can be easily defined as a big boi or as we like to call it in New Jersey the devil's torch... it's your penis but like big 'round the middle, and it is (and will never be) a real word, but through the power of the internet you are reading this.
"Dude... Jeremy used his fat chode the sex scene in The Brave Little Toaster."
"Why did the moon landing have to have an american flag and not an acrylic statue of a FAT CHODE?"
by Nick Gus July 28, 2018
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chode cactus

When your poop gets mixed in with your chode hair and dries up, and gets prickly.
Ew, John has the most disgusting fucking chode cactus in the fucking world.
by z.e.c.h January 22, 2006
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Chodely

Someone who talks on and on about America, andd how it is better than everything else, Also wants to go to Westpoint college and get fucked by broad shouldered girls with deep voices. This person most likely acts like he has a lot of self confidence, but fails
Me: Hey Chodely

Chodely: Ur an ass
by Gstringsnagger December 8, 2010
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chodemuncher

1. Someone who munches on short fat penises
2. Someone who annoys you
1. I know I my penis is small and fat and all, but is it that complicated to suck me off? She was munching on it, like she couldnt get a hold. I can't date a chodemuncher.
2. He talks and talks, he is such a freaking chodemuncher.
by Jacob Pham May 11, 2006
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Chode Stir

The act of stiring someones alcoholic drink with their penis.
(At a party)

Zebadiah: Dude Code Red I can't find any stir sticks for my Jack with Coke.

Allen: Don't worry Bro I have a solution give me the drink

Zebadiah: Dude your a life saver

Allen:(pulls down his pants Zeb gives his thumps up and Allen jams his penis into the drink pulling a Chode Stir )
by Bum Killa 101 April 15, 2009
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Chongling Chode

(n) A person, typically a male, in your group, party, guild, etc. that has been irritating you for some time because he is a complete douchebag and/or tool.

Some think this is a medical condition caused the buildup of funk around the skin between the ass hole and the testicles.

Side Effects of this condition:
*Talking like a complete tool
*Person becomes a total douchebag
*Loss of friends
*Voice begins to sound as if a young boy is trying to *immitate a lower, more manly voice
*Cracks way too many gay jokes
*Likes it in the butt
*Eyes become somewhat crossed
*Lacks the ability to produce legitimate come-backs
*Tries to be a 'bro', but fails miserably
*Sucks more dick than your girlfriend
*Fails at life
Man, fuck you RJ! You're such a chongling chode!

Dude, that RJ kid is the biggest chode chongler I've ever seen.

Have you met that dude RJ? Talk about you're typical chongling chode.
by chongler69 September 16, 2009
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