A cancerous polyp on the metaphorical anus of the UK.
Males usually in tracksuits and baseball caps, legs of the same said tracksuits tucked into the socks. The speculation is that it reduces "drag" when running away from the police.
Females can be observed herding many children, rarely the offspring will know who their father is or even have the same one.
The proper arena for proof of paternity for the chav is the Jeremy Kyle show as long as the chav makes sure on the day that they have greasy hair, a vile attitude and less than ten teeth.
The female of the species most commonly wear giant hoop earrings which can be seen from low earth orbiting spacecraft. The Essex facelift hairstyle is preferred, the hair pulled so tightly back from the face that the smallest facial expression becomes impossible.
Lots of gold tinted jewellery is a must have accessory. Argos is the desired outlet for these tawdry baubles of chav office, the more gaudy the "bling" as it is known, the higher the chav ranking.
The male example of a chav will be comfiest when with 10 or more of his kind, usually loitering outside corner shops and fast food outlets spitting and drinking cans of Fosters or Carling, verbally abusing passers by.
But only when with his brethren do we see the cocky attitude and foul mouth of the chav. That is of course if you can actually understand what he is saying as to the rest of humanity it sounds like the grunting and squawking of pigs being tortured to death.
Males usually in tracksuits and baseball caps, legs of the same said tracksuits tucked into the socks. The speculation is that it reduces "drag" when running away from the police.
Females can be observed herding many children, rarely the offspring will know who their father is or even have the same one.
The proper arena for proof of paternity for the chav is the Jeremy Kyle show as long as the chav makes sure on the day that they have greasy hair, a vile attitude and less than ten teeth.
The female of the species most commonly wear giant hoop earrings which can be seen from low earth orbiting spacecraft. The Essex facelift hairstyle is preferred, the hair pulled so tightly back from the face that the smallest facial expression becomes impossible.
Lots of gold tinted jewellery is a must have accessory. Argos is the desired outlet for these tawdry baubles of chav office, the more gaudy the "bling" as it is known, the higher the chav ranking.
The male example of a chav will be comfiest when with 10 or more of his kind, usually loitering outside corner shops and fast food outlets spitting and drinking cans of Fosters or Carling, verbally abusing passers by.
But only when with his brethren do we see the cocky attitude and foul mouth of the chav. That is of course if you can actually understand what he is saying as to the rest of humanity it sounds like the grunting and squawking of pigs being tortured to death.
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by The Cuttlefish of Cthulhu August 16, 2010
A chav is a kind of wanker who destroys the United Kingdom most chavs are on the dole or steal and sell knocked off gear.
The most common place to find chavs are on a social networking site by the name of bebo. The main place you see a chav is lurking around at your nearest corner shop or even on the high street or McDonalds (Chavs are known to call McDonalds Mcey Ds and why cause there retarded). Chav are also known to be scared of classic music as stores play it to keep the chavs out. Chavs are that retarded as if there chav mate walks into a store with classic music playing they take it as they like that style of music which ends up kicking them out of the pack.
To know what a chav looks like they are covered in Jewellery or even Cheap Jewellery which was stolen from there last victim they last took out. Chavs also look common and continently frown just to make them self look hard.
A chavette which is a girl chav is most likely to have a baby at the age of 14 as they will date anyone as they come across like some cheap hoe. Still chavette are a bit like the male species of a chav they are common and try to look hard
Chavs hunt around in packs like wolfs searching for there next victim. Looking at a chav even just glancing they will take it very serious as this is one of the most common sayings from chav getting ready to fight "YER FUCKIN STARTIN ON ME KNOBHEAD!!????!!!!".
A chav is also known to make some of the most pathetic and retarded style of language here is some examples Innit/Ennit , Blud, Mint, Brap/Prap, Bruv.
The music chavs listen most commonly is rave which they do play on the back on any bus with there mobile phone trying to get the attention of old women and to make them self look more cool and hard. Chavs also drive around in some cheap banger with a shit load of crap adding to the car driving around listen to rave throughout the day and night.
Chavs also tuck on there socks into there trousers which just makes them feel harder but this just makes them look more retarded. A chav seem to wear Burberry but it's not just that they even do wear matching tracksuits but you can also tell a chav because there common accent.
The most common place to find chavs are on a social networking site by the name of bebo. The main place you see a chav is lurking around at your nearest corner shop or even on the high street or McDonalds (Chavs are known to call McDonalds Mcey Ds and why cause there retarded). Chav are also known to be scared of classic music as stores play it to keep the chavs out. Chavs are that retarded as if there chav mate walks into a store with classic music playing they take it as they like that style of music which ends up kicking them out of the pack.
To know what a chav looks like they are covered in Jewellery or even Cheap Jewellery which was stolen from there last victim they last took out. Chavs also look common and continently frown just to make them self look hard.
A chavette which is a girl chav is most likely to have a baby at the age of 14 as they will date anyone as they come across like some cheap hoe. Still chavette are a bit like the male species of a chav they are common and try to look hard
Chavs hunt around in packs like wolfs searching for there next victim. Looking at a chav even just glancing they will take it very serious as this is one of the most common sayings from chav getting ready to fight "YER FUCKIN STARTIN ON ME KNOBHEAD!!????!!!!".
A chav is also known to make some of the most pathetic and retarded style of language here is some examples Innit/Ennit , Blud, Mint, Brap/Prap, Bruv.
The music chavs listen most commonly is rave which they do play on the back on any bus with there mobile phone trying to get the attention of old women and to make them self look more cool and hard. Chavs also drive around in some cheap banger with a shit load of crap adding to the car driving around listen to rave throughout the day and night.
Chavs also tuck on there socks into there trousers which just makes them feel harder but this just makes them look more retarded. A chav seem to wear Burberry but it's not just that they even do wear matching tracksuits but you can also tell a chav because there common accent.
A great example of this is model Jordan and also internet scum bag by the name of
Devvo, The Catherine Tate Show does a skit of a chav called Lauren Cooper, not forgetting Vicky Pollard from the show Little Britain which sums it all up what the chav is.
Devvo, The Catherine Tate Show does a skit of a chav called Lauren Cooper, not forgetting Vicky Pollard from the show Little Britain which sums it all up what the chav is.
by god_of_gods August 06, 2008
by RealBlackGirl Sick of chavs insulting our culture. October 17, 2006
well what can i say i dont need to tell people what a chav is BEX and GEM are doing just fine telling people what a chav is they are the scum yes SCUM of the earth i mean whats wrong with skaters and guitar playing and what s wrong with what we wear?
a Chav= bex and gem i mean we fucking hate you two retarded fucked up chavs i mean look at your self just look at your self you minging biatches
by chav hater February 15, 2004
your a chav "your a scumbag"
by white light fire light December 25, 2007
A typical male chav-
Hair scraped back or spiked up.
Socks tucked into tracksuit bottoms.
Wears lacoste, and/or fred perry, etc.
Wears rings on every finger.
Smokes and drinks WKD.
A typical female chav-
Has fake blonde hair.
Fake Tan.
Wears to much make-up.
When they bend over you will see a trashy thong.
Wears same brands as male chavs.
Tucks trousers into 'Ugg' Boots.
Sleeps around.
Smokes.
Probably has a baby or 3 by the age of 17.
Chavs don't speak like normal human beings, they say word like 'laa,' 'ked,' 'mert,' 'solid,' 'rocky,' and my personal fave 'init,'.
They hang out at mcdonals in large groups, and shout abuse at pensioners, loners, or 'emos'.
There is a 5 on 1 rule with chavs, they will only, (in chav words.) 'Start on you,' if your on your own. And most of the time they shout at you and just walk off like a bunch of pussy faces.
Hair scraped back or spiked up.
Socks tucked into tracksuit bottoms.
Wears lacoste, and/or fred perry, etc.
Wears rings on every finger.
Smokes and drinks WKD.
A typical female chav-
Has fake blonde hair.
Fake Tan.
Wears to much make-up.
When they bend over you will see a trashy thong.
Wears same brands as male chavs.
Tucks trousers into 'Ugg' Boots.
Sleeps around.
Smokes.
Probably has a baby or 3 by the age of 17.
Chavs don't speak like normal human beings, they say word like 'laa,' 'ked,' 'mert,' 'solid,' 'rocky,' and my personal fave 'init,'.
They hang out at mcdonals in large groups, and shout abuse at pensioners, loners, or 'emos'.
There is a 5 on 1 rule with chavs, they will only, (in chav words.) 'Start on you,' if your on your own. And most of the time they shout at you and just walk off like a bunch of pussy faces.
In a nutshell chavs are people that act all 'hard' and shouts abuse at you with a stolen traffic cone. They might even chuck their 'mcflurry.' at you if your 'hard' enough.
by Penda November 21, 2007
1. See also wangsta, townie.
2. A youth who claims to be "Gangsta".
3. A chav would commonly wear a Burberry baseball cap at a high or jaunty angle, a t-shirt and trackies from such labels as Kappa, Addidas, and Nike, and Reebok Classics, as well as fake jewellry, which to them is known as "bling".
4. Chav's are given many names, such as Townies, and Cackers.
5. People who aren't chavs refer to those who are as scum. This is because they are known to cause havoc throughout Council estates and otherwise.
6. Chav's are generlly known to be uneducated thieves. They usually resort to stealing bling from Jewelers.
7. Chav's cannot pronounce words properly. They use extreme slang terms, such as "Innit", "Ahhh, is 'ardcore mate" and "This bling is fuckin' safe yeah".
8. They are the mortal enemies of skater's and goth's, for an unknown reason.
2. A youth who claims to be "Gangsta".
3. A chav would commonly wear a Burberry baseball cap at a high or jaunty angle, a t-shirt and trackies from such labels as Kappa, Addidas, and Nike, and Reebok Classics, as well as fake jewellry, which to them is known as "bling".
4. Chav's are given many names, such as Townies, and Cackers.
5. People who aren't chavs refer to those who are as scum. This is because they are known to cause havoc throughout Council estates and otherwise.
6. Chav's are generlly known to be uneducated thieves. They usually resort to stealing bling from Jewelers.
7. Chav's cannot pronounce words properly. They use extreme slang terms, such as "Innit", "Ahhh, is 'ardcore mate" and "This bling is fuckin' safe yeah".
8. They are the mortal enemies of skater's and goth's, for an unknown reason.
Some chav quotes:
Le's do some fuckin' skaaaag yeah mate.
You want some beef muthafucka?
Why d'yoo dress in black you greb caaaaunt?
Le's do some fuckin' skaaaag yeah mate.
You want some beef muthafucka?
Why d'yoo dress in black you greb caaaaunt?
by omgm7kk May 03, 2005