rusty camper

When the wife eats a bag of Cheetos and you finger her in the ass. Magnified in intensity if the Cheetos are of the "Jalapeño" variety; this becomes a rusty camper with the heater left on.

"Dude wife totally sharted my hand last night"
"Well you shouldn't have hit her up with the rusty camper, fool."

by Johndhughes March 29, 2016

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Car camper

Camping only in places that are accessible by car; often in a cabin (with a shower and a real bathroom). A person who camps without roughing it; requires more than the bare necessities; sleeps in a car rather than a tent. Someone who is prissy about camping.

He is a car camper, not the kind of person you would see at Woodstock or in 'Man vs. Wild.

by Partner858 July 19, 2010

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Pipe Camper

A person who won't pass the weed and "camps" on it.

Hey dude it's been 15 minutes...stop being a pipe camper and pass the weed

by Sinful Trash Bin January 19, 2017

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Bush camper

A person in the game fortnite and that suck at the game so they hide in a bush

My principal thinks bush camper is a bad word

by J_dowg June 6, 2018

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Bush camper

IT MEANS A NOOB MRS.GIPSON

You’re a bush camper

by Bender nevfbelsjdvvjdkev June 6, 2018

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Noob Camper

Someone who stands on magical tiles wearing a hat, while taunting his enemies by constantly moving on the spot and refusing to leave his perch above the tiles.

Loser: Ugh, you’re such a NOOB CAMPER!

by BillyMcSaggyTits May 3, 2018

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