When the wife eats a bag of Cheetos and you finger her in the ass. Magnified in intensity if the Cheetos are of the "Jalapeño" variety; this becomes a rusty camper with the heater left on.
"Dude wife totally sharted my hand last night"
"Well you shouldn't have hit her up with the rusty camper, fool."
"Well you shouldn't have hit her up with the rusty camper, fool."
by Johndhughes March 29, 2016

Camping only in places that are accessible by car; often in a cabin (with a shower and a real bathroom). A person who camps without roughing it; requires more than the bare necessities; sleeps in a car rather than a tent. Someone who is prissy about camping.
by Partner858 July 19, 2010

by Sinful Trash Bin January 19, 2017

by J_dowg June 6, 2018

by Bender nevfbelsjdvvjdkev June 6, 2018

Someone who stands on magical tiles wearing a hat, while taunting his enemies by constantly moving on the spot and refusing to leave his perch above the tiles.
by BillyMcSaggyTits May 3, 2018

by smokin ur dead ass fuckin gran May 13, 2023
