Campbell's Paradox

Campbell's paradox states that the word "dad" is both at the peak of kinky and devoid of kinky connotation simultaneously. Philosophers and ethicists typically use the common term "daddy" as an anchor, since "daddy" is known to have non-zero and non-absolute kinky connotation. Thus, the scale of kinkiness goes dad < daddy < dad.

"On a scale from dad to dad, how bad was that girl you were with last night?"
"Excuse me?"
"Campbell's Paradox, look it up"

by kingbika October 9, 2018

Aeden Campbell

Large shmeat man

he has Aeden Campbell size

by Dylan why December 20, 2023

Campbell

No one Fucking likes him and if anyone has said they liked Campbell, they just feel bad.

Don’t be a Campbell

by Swaggodg14 March 8, 2021

neve campbell

the best actor you’ll ever see on your screens. aka sidney prescott, suzie toller, and bonnie harper.

“hey have you heard of neve campbell”

“yeah, i love her acting the the lincoln lawyers”

by LIAGHS ON TITKKTJTKT August 24, 2022

aidan campbell

he queefs and stinky v bad mrs couch do not like him

aidan campbell has beef with mrs couch

by ms couch the teacher April 26, 2019

Campbell

Geezer who is famous in cumbria and parts of scotland, world record for biggest pecs.

Campbell is a bit of a geezer

by Dankbell December 8, 2017

Reese Campbell

He is usually a 12 year old, redhead boy, that is almost overweight and play Call Of Duty all day.

"I am about done with Reese Campbell , All he does is play Cods Of Duty

by legendarymercenary October 7, 2020