cactus catcher

dick catcher
cactus was used in a travis song

she's a cactus catcher!!

by cactuscatcher August 22, 2017

Cactus Highschool

a bitch ass place where mfs are deadass crowded an stuff and 2 much ppl like doing dum shit and crackheads at the school n stuff

aye bruh, ima do crack, wanna go to "Cactus Highschool"

by ong im deadass February 22, 2021

Cactus Head

Someone who is annoying you or is being an idiot.

Originating from the LA punk scene in the late 70's.

"Piss off, cactus head"

by HawkRing May 06, 2016

Soggy Cactus

After sexual intercourse, the penis turns flaccid and is often coated in bodily fluids, looking like a soggy cactus.

"I can't fuck you babe, I've got a a soggy cactus"

by Ceita May 02, 2022

Cactus Lips

The unshaved stubble on the female labia.

My husband said he wouldn't go down on me, he didn't want to burn his face on my cactus lips.

by InAprosecco February 13, 2022

Cactus farmer

Slang for a man who likes prickly dicks

Hey she's hot.
I don't know man.
What are you a cactus farmer?

by Dicto long May 15, 2018

cactus nerd

Any person with an obsessive interest in the study, collection, propagation and/or taxonomy of cacti and succulents, and possessing the ability to discuss and/or argue, ad nauseum, the finer points of each and every plant, while citing the latest peer-reviewed research.

Only a cactus nerd would travel 500 miles to look at that spiny stick.

by Johnny Cactus May 12, 2015