Sister to the term sausage fest, a cabbage fest is a Party, or Alcohol-Driven even mostly consisting of Female visitors, usually quite annoyed that there isn't a greater presence of Men around. Usually quite good for blokes though, as the chance of pulling has just gone very much in their way.
Girl 1: Oh girls, can't believe this, it's a cabbage fest in here!
Girl 2: Yeah, can't believe this!
Guy 1: Ey Ladies :D
Girl 2: Yeah, can't believe this!
Guy 1: Ey Ladies :D
by Russ Bishop March 12, 2007
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1. Jade you crazy ass cabbage patch, BEAT IT!
2. Them brunettes have a thing for that cabbage patch...
2. Them brunettes have a thing for that cabbage patch...
by Alotafagina May 14, 2006
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n wales. an inbred person. usually seen wearing wellies or driving tractors, generally reluctant to converse in english. often a welsh nationalist who will hold extremely negative veiws on any indivdual not immediately connected to him/herself by either culture or language. always suspicious of 'outsiders'.
D:'that fella was a proper cabbage kicker! see the way he looked at us for speaking english!'
P:'yeah, f***in joskins do my nut in!'
P:'yeah, f***in joskins do my nut in!'
by Dayv _B June 24, 2007
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1st guy: "Hey dude, you pulled a real stunner last night at the club!"
2nd guy: "Are you kiddin me? She had a cabbage between the legs! And you know I hate veggies!"
1st guy: "So you said no?!"
2nd guy: "Hell no! I introduced her to my meat and fed it to her chocolate starfish!"
Note: Chocolate starfish refers to the anus.
2nd guy: "Are you kiddin me? She had a cabbage between the legs! And you know I hate veggies!"
1st guy: "So you said no?!"
2nd guy: "Hell no! I introduced her to my meat and fed it to her chocolate starfish!"
Note: Chocolate starfish refers to the anus.
by Phenomenon January 16, 2008
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These women can only get pregnant by forcing drunk, paraletic, incoherent males into having sex with them.
Cabbage Patch women generally have unshaven vaginas which contain so much acidity they would literally cause a males penis to rot (see Knobrot). They also smell of fish.
The use of foul language is usually emitted from a 'Cabbage Patch' on a very regular basis, generally aimed towards their child.
These women can only get pregnant by forcing drunk, paraletic, incoherent males into having sex with them.
Cabbage Patch women generally have unshaven vaginas which contain so much acidity they would literally cause a males penis to rot (see Knobrot). They also smell of fish.
The use of foul language is usually emitted from a 'Cabbage Patch' on a very regular basis, generally aimed towards their child.
Look at the state of that Cabbage Patch over there, what a fucking Rotter! I bet the bloke who fucked that has got severe Knobrot!
by SproggleBump July 18, 2010
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by SuudoNimm May 16, 2014
Get the Cabbage patch kid mug....very oversized inner vaginal lips (labia) that protrude from the outer labia and develop an untidy, crumpled look, very much like a cabbage roll...
"I was just goin down on that girl I met the other night, and man, when I got there, what a cabbage roll she had, those lips were bigger'n any I've seen...yikes..."
by Spyder James July 13, 2006
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