Tradition stemming from the the early 1400's; origin unknown. The tradition continues today in Scotland, England, Africa, Australia, New Zealand and some remote parts of Canada. It is meant to represent absent loved ones and is displayed proudly, usually in a unique or special vessel.
The colour and variety of cabbage used varies from region to region, however, red cabbage seems to be the favourite.
The colour and variety of cabbage used varies from region to region, however, red cabbage seems to be the favourite.
What a beautiful Christmas Cabbage, Dawn would be so touched!
The Christmas Cabbage makes it just like grandpa was still with us.
The Christmas Cabbage makes it just like grandpa was still with us.
by Dale Lewis December 19, 2010

The face you make when something is unexpectedly shoved up your rectum and is extremely disliked.
Can be metaphorical as well.
Can be metaphorical as well.
Face Cabbage - the face you make when something is unexpectedly shoved up your rectum and is extremely disliked.
"Ewww Paul fingered my asshole last night"
"Oh no did he see your face cabbage? SHHHIIT"
"Ewww Paul fingered my asshole last night"
"Oh no did he see your face cabbage? SHHHIIT"
by SexyFaceCabbage April 10, 2017

When you are fucking at mach 10 and slip into her ass by accident , she turns around and flips out so you punch her in the face.
by Sawatis February 16, 2019

by SpunkyCabbage8==D--O: July 3, 2012

used to name someone who has made no sense whatsoever.
because Cabbage has nothing to do with it, and DICK is what they just made of their selves
because Cabbage has nothing to do with it, and DICK is what they just made of their selves
by Rym4ng August 24, 2008

by Danny Paps October 8, 2003

by Nikki02 January 12, 2016
