Christmas Cabbage

Tradition stemming from the the early 1400's; origin unknown. The tradition continues today in Scotland, England, Africa, Australia, New Zealand and some remote parts of Canada. It is meant to represent absent loved ones and is displayed proudly, usually in a unique or special vessel.
The colour and variety of cabbage used varies from region to region, however, red cabbage seems to be the favourite.

What a beautiful Christmas Cabbage, Dawn would be so touched!

The Christmas Cabbage makes it just like grandpa was still with us.

by Dale Lewis December 19, 2010

face cabbage

The face you make when something is unexpectedly shoved up your rectum and is extremely disliked.

Can be metaphorical as well.

Face Cabbage - the face you make when something is unexpectedly shoved up your rectum and is extremely disliked.

"Ewww Paul fingered my asshole last night"

"Oh no did he see your face cabbage? SHHHIIT"

by SexyFaceCabbage April 10, 2017

Cabbage Facepunch

When you are fucking at mach 10 and slip into her ass by accident , she turns around and flips out so you punch her in the face.

Man i totally cabbage facepunched my ex last night.

by Sawatis February 16, 2019

Spunky Cabbage

A cabbage that has been spunked (cumed on) and then you serve it to your family for tea.

I spunked all over our families Christmas cabbage and made a Spunky Cabbage

by SpunkyCabbage8==D--O: July 3, 2012

cabbage cock

used to name someone who has made no sense whatsoever.

because Cabbage has nothing to do with it, and DICK is what they just made of their selves

Scott, eEE-zzzz on the sleep talking you cabbage cock

by Rym4ng August 24, 2008

Grabbage of the Cabbage

To gain the privilage of grabbing a female's breasts.

Maybe if your lucky Emily will give you some grabbage of the cabbage!

by Danny Paps October 8, 2003

rice and cabbage

Food that a black girl eats to make her butt get bigger; or soul food in general

Dang Maya, you be eatin your rice and cabbage right?.

by Nikki02 January 12, 2016