torpedo tail

When someone is giving a rusty trombone or rim job and accidentally brushes a prairie dog with their tongue

Gary never realized she still had one in the loading dock and receive a Torpedo Tail as a prize.

by NotGarysFriend November 2, 2013

Torpedo

A sly or otherwise cheeky statement (usually backhanded, sarcastic, or savage in nature) that is cleverly worded so that it goes unnoticed at first until its true meaning is figured out. Therefore much like a torpedo: Will go typically go unnoticed by many until its either too late to do anything about it or hits them.

Clyde: Dude that burn was a total Torpedo.
Dale: Yeah man, did you see the faces of the ones who figured it out?
Clyde: Totally. It was a beautiful sight watching their smiles fade in realization.

by TranscendentBoredomOverlord June 13, 2018

Torpedo shit

Hovering over the toilet whilst the toilet seat is up or detached.

Ah man no toilet seat! Time to take a torpedo shit!

by Exspellyouranus! June 11, 2015

Human Torpedo

When a person playing basketball shoots up to the rim in a complete pencil like shape with the ball in two hands above their head with their arms fully extended. The person does not change position in mid air until the dunk is completed and both feet have landed on the ground. The Human Torpedo can be used to achieve a "Master Eng" which is a different term.

"He just did a human torpedo!"

by Motion Wawa December 18, 2012

Torpedo Fart

A fart that propels a turd from the rectum.

Gurrl, I heard someone with some raunchy ass torpedo farts in the shitter earlier.

by Flot August 26, 2015

Fluffy torpedo

A hairy penis.

We saw him naked, he had a fluffy torpedo!

by Dreamsofoldmen March 30, 2024

Torpedoed

When Danil Kvyat hit you from the back of the car.

SOMEBODY(KVYAT) HIT ME ON DA REAR, TURN 2, AND THEN SOMEBODY(KVYAT)HIT ME AGAIN IN TURN 3
- Seb Vettel after Kvyat torpedoed him.

by bachas February 24, 2022