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buddhism

If seen as a set of ideas, Buddhism can be a very intelligent and beneficial approach to life. If seen as a religion, it is quite paradoxical and contradictory.

Buddha said:
"Do not believe in anything simply because you have heard it. Do not believe in anything simply because it is spoken and rumored by many. Do not believe in anything simply because it is found written in your religious books. Do not believe in anything merely on the authority of your teachers and elders. Do not believe in traditions because they have been handed down for many generations. But after observation and analysis, when you find that anything agrees with reason and is conducive to the good and benefit of one and all, then accept it and live up to it."

Yet, Buddhism is still practiced and passed down by millions of people.
Nobody listened to Him, that is why there is Buddhism.

- J .Krishnamurti
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BUDDA

acronym for a futile act - "Barking Up a Dead Dog's Ass"
"You can go ahead and try to sell me that credit card insurance, lady, but I think you're BUDDA.
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buddhachrist

used in place of 'jesus' or 'christ', mentioned either colloquially or in vain, in the spirit of multiculturalism
"thank buddhachrist" or "the wrath of buddhachrist"
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Inward Budda

After nailing an overweight women the man proceeds to put a lit stick of incense inside of the vagina in an effort to get rid of the fishy smell.
oh damn...I didnt know Grant was into fat chicks! He really pulled an Inward Budda with that chick!
by What Grant did to her May 13, 2011
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buddabing

When a guy is watching a porno or sees a super fine chick, their mouth drops to the floor, they start drooling and then something in their pants goes "buddabing".
"That chick makes me go buddabing".

"Now again, it's buddabing time".
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buddha gang

A gang of people who are cooler than anyone else and couldn’t give two shits what people think of them. They use symbols similar to the “okay” hand gesture. This is classified as their “gang sign”. Also, no one can fuck with them or else they get #buddhabitchslapped
Hell yeah I’m in the buddha gang!
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Budduh

Someone that is a great friend or your homie.
Me and my budduh went to the shops to mob some people
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