bro

white boys, with a "dont give a fuck" attitude, we'll steal your sons lunch money then when you try and stop us, we'll steal your shoes off your feet and beat you with them... 100% of our lives is designated to bangin every girl that walks, drinkin non-stop, smokin up the dank, hangin with the boys, and of course dirtbikes and big ass trucks.. clothing style, SRH, 187 inc. controversy sells.. hats with the bill bent up and usualy cocked to the right, wife beaters or jersy shirts, black shades, shorts all year long, sportin those dickies and sneakers..... we chase girls tall ones short ones, but NOT fat ones, mostly Brunettes with tattoos.... we all LOVE THE STRIPPERS

Poser- at a party " hey were did my girlfreind go"?

Girlfeind heard laughing in the distance

Bro- " oh damn kid, im sorry is this your girlfreind?

Poser- "yeah"

Bro- "not no more bitch, check your self cause u just got jacked, your girl was jockin on me son

Bro and his boys- yell "DGAF" !!!

by chucky_chuck_dontgiveafuck February 4, 2010

Bro

Some dumb mommies boy that drives around in his daddy bought lifted truck. Acting like his dick is as big as his truck but in reality, they only date 18 year old girls that don't know any better because they've only seen a totally of 1 dick in their life and it was their dads. May every bro drive off a cliff. Don't worry you wont die, you have a super duty ford or chevy on a 19" lift.

look at the fag.... i mean bro.

by antibro May 9, 2008

bro

Bros are dudes that enjoy drinking natty with their shirts off, playing COD, getting dome by their slam pieces, right after the chicks make them a sandwhich.
they also use the word "Chill" alot.

favorite number?: 69.

Slampiece: honey we need to spend more time together.
Bro:ok ..ill brink my COD game to the kitchen. you can give me dome later.

by ajblansing. March 3, 2011

bro

a friend (usually male) that is always really calm and relaxed. someone that always knows what to do in a sticky situation. a person that is liked by all.

you can get a ride from my bro, he's cool with it.

by wheelzie November 3, 2011

Broing It

When a group of bros go out to a "Frat Party" but actually go into the basement of a random house, apartment, or a closet and repeatedly pleasure each other with broom sticks or beer bottles.

Bro 1: Yo you broing it tonight brah?
Bro 2: What day is it?
Bro 1: Wednesday?
Bro 2: Is Steve going?
Bro 1: Hell yeah!
Bro 2: Sty I'll bring the rolling rock and KY Jelly!

by John Dawg April 7, 2011

Bro

a dude that wears extremely expensive slim fit jeans with button up pockets in back, with an obnoxious wash, and the occasional bedazzle in irregular place. bro's typically wear brands such as fox racing, FMF, metal mulisha, DC, fly racing, famous stars and straps, and many others along the same lines. the #1 bro shirt is the tight fitting ones with all the crosses and awkward graphic designs splattered across the t-shirt randomly. a tie for #1 is also the ken block/monster energy shirt. if you see someone with a shirt of that nature, you can assume that they are the bro-est of bro's. bros generally drive lifted ford f-150 pick up trucks, with obnoxiously large tires. bro's often wear long black pin strpid shorts and dickies also.

bro- "hey guys, who wants to go muddin and then get super wasted afterwards?" bro 2- "i do man! you know im down to act like i can do action sports, but actually suck at all of them!"

by dbaggers January 24, 2011

Bro

Beyond a simple friend, they are the one that always has your back. Root word is brother which means a male sibling. However, bro can be gender neutral as it is 2019 and who even cares. More impact than using a word such as dude, man, etc. A real one is considered a real bro.
One of your homies that you feel closest to.
Not to be confused with bruh which is used to convey a feeling of shock, surprise, or amazement.

"Bro are you my bro?"
"Of course bro! I'm your best bro!"

"I got you bro."
"Thanks bro!"
"No problem, bro!"

"That man is one of a kind, a real bro."

by bee.the.glorious.weedsnack June 11, 2019