blowjob December

It is when you give blowjobs as a girl to a guy more then normal.

I can not wait for blowjob december, im going to get so much blowjobs

by Coochieman4president November 9, 2020

Frozen Blowjob

The act of fellatio being administered with a mouthful of ice; crushed or cubed is fine.

Tell me, when was the first time you received a frozen blowjob?

by Utsi Schissenhausen March 1, 2012

elephant blowjob

Giving a blow job to a man who still has his trouser on. But the zipper is pulled down and penis out through that hole, and both pockets pulled out to make it look like an elephant

Will you give me an elephant blowjob

she gave me an elephant blow job

by hiphopmaster May 6, 2014

blowjob o'clock

it is a designated time in the day, 8:39pm, that a guy or guys will receive a blowjob

"Honey, blowjob o'clock. Go."

by gizmoyaya February 1, 2014

free blowjob

Trick question, no such thing.

"Can I get Friday off"? Can i get a free blowjob"?

by F0ckRite May 31, 2018

Blowjob Blinders

The inability of a male to recognize that his significant other is crazy because he is engaging in regular intercourse or receiving oral sex from said significant other.

John: Why does he stick with her even though she keyed his car?
David: It's because he has Blowjob Blinders.

by T-Puppy November 21, 2019

Monkey's Blowjob

You hang upside down using your legs on a bar while your partner has their dick ready to be sucked. You grab his waist to force his dick into your upside down mouth. Staying upside down for long isn't a good idea so make sure you take breaks every time after he cums. This probably improves leg strength?

Bob: Oh hey dude my GF just gave me a Monkey's Blowjob!
Walter: Damn her legs must be pretty strong
Bob: Hell yeah they are
Walter: Thigh guy.

by SomeInternetDweeb May 8, 2023