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bleed the matrix

A slang phrase originating in Britain that’s roughly equivalent to the American phrases ‘reinvent the wheel,’ ‘think outside the box,’ or ‘push the boundaries.’

To better understand the term, it’s helpful to think of a mathematical matrix, which consists of a bounded series of numbers, arranged in rows and columns, that forms a rectangle.

To have blood running down such an orderly series would imply that someone has imposed chaos or disorder onto something that was once orderly.
Look man, I’m not trying to bleed the matrix or anything. I just don’t think they should charge me a fookin’ quid to use a public restroom in the tube.
by timr211 November 16, 2019
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Blebdy

A misspelling of blendy that means whatever you need it to mean. Use it with care
He’s very blebdy in comparison to the jungle.
by Noah’s mind February 14, 2020
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Beerdega

A corner store in a large city that, aside from regular items, has a surprisingly large and diverse selection of craft beer.
Seth went to the beerdega around the corner from his apartment in Brooklyn to buy a couple of lottery tickets and ended up leaving with several four-packs of new IPA releases.
by The Grimm Reaper September 26, 2020
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Bleed

To succumb mentally and react from a verbal attack, especially in the workplace. Showing your weakness to everyone who will jump in and rip you apart some more. Never bleed in a pool of sharks.
Oh man we were just ripping him in out there, did you see him bleeding?! Now the whole crew is onto him!
by Blrmaker December 4, 2020
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Bleed gray

To make murders that don't matter; to kill someone that didn't deserve to live.
Originally from the popular rap by Rustage "Bleed Gray" where he raps about how the Akatsuki see the world.
"I might never find my way, but I'll make the world bleed gray.
by CharaLingo April 12, 2022
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Bleed blue

A term used my culvers employees mainly managers and others lower managers to express their true commitment to the culvers cult. It is common for younger people to start at the cult for their first job and never leave and become obsessed with the culvers cult mainly due to managers and employees sharing used needles that spreads the blue blood causing the younger employees to become infected with the bUlE bLoOd. A most common way to tell if a person has been brain washed by the cult they will have a tattoo of a culvers burger with the words bleed blue.
Did you hear that Johnny bleed blue now?
Oh did he start working at the culvers cult?
by Yooirmom6969420 July 23, 2022
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Berdly

my favourite character in all of fiction, I don't know why, he's fucking annoying as hell, but I also ship Kerdly, and I am him irl, my last name is Bradley, make the A an E, and swap the E and R and it's Berdley, also I too am smart kid who is a dumbass
Person 1: yo do you know Berdly from hit game Deltarune?
Me, Dylan Lex Bradley: WHEN THE WORLDS AT STAKE, AND THERE ARE LIVES TO SAVE, AND EVEN THOUGH I SHAKE MY HANDS AT GOD I PRAY, LET HER HAVE A BETTER LIFE THAN I CAN PROVIDE, LORD HAVE MERCY ON MY SOUL, AS I TRY TO DO HER RIGHT
person 1: never talk to me again
by TheSolveItSquadAHHHHHHHHHH February 3, 2023
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