Smash Yourself

To pleasure oneself sexually. Often refers to male masturbation and can be used as a synonym for jacking off or spanking the monkey

Example A
man what did you do saturday night?

oh nothing just watched the hockey game then smashed myself


Example B

Hey, you ever sit on your hand until it falls asleep and then smash yourself ? It feels like someone else is doing it.

by Smash Yourslef! February 17, 2009

nuke yourself

To drop a nuke at your feet and blow up

I told that freak "nuke yourself"

by Theboss358 March 16, 2016

cunting yourself

Is the act of shoving your own fingers up your anal cavity

“Gee I had a good last night”
“Were you cunting yourself?”
“Of course”

by Berneyyyyyyyyyy May 19, 2018

hell with yourself

hell with yourself is usually a southern phrase. it's what you say to another person he or she does something out of the ordinary funny.

that joke was hilarious. you so hell with yourself

by ig:wopverse May 7, 2016

congratulate yourself

Self Masterbation.

You can't congratulate yourself too much or you could say, I saw that guy congratulating himself last night in the bushes.

by Monkey Time September 2, 2017

cunt yourself

/kʌnt jɔ ˈsɛlf,jʊəˈsɛlf,jəˈsɛlf/

Verb-

The act of tearing your dick in half, becoming a female then having a phallus penetrate the torn Urethra.

Hey Nathen, go cunt yourself faggot.

by MostBroken April 12, 2019

Steve'd yourself

When you're eating while wearing a white shirt and you spill food on your shirt.

Watching a buddy eat spaghetti as it falls off his fork and lands on his white shirt. "Dude, you just Steve'd yourself."

by SubsurfaceShrek June 22, 2020