Cutting yourself

Sweet releif of pain and suffering

I'm gonna cut myself because I am depressed. Cutting Yourself is when you are depressed and you don't really know what to do so you just cut.

by Conner Cassidy December 01, 2019

nuke yourself

To drop a nuke at your feet and blow up

I told that freak "nuke yourself"

by Theboss358 December 08, 2015

Smash Yourself

To pleasure oneself sexually. Often refers to male masturbation and can be used as a synonym for jacking off or spanking the monkey

Example A
man what did you do saturday night?

oh nothing just watched the hockey game then smashed myself


Example B

Hey, you ever sit on your hand until it falls asleep and then smash yourself ? It feels like someone else is doing it.

by Smash Yourslef! February 18, 2009

congratulate yourself

Self Masterbation.

You can't congratulate yourself too much or you could say, I saw that guy congratulating himself last night in the bushes.

by Monkey Time September 03, 2017

cunting yourself

Is the act of shoving your own fingers up your anal cavity

“Gee I had a good last night”
“Were you cunting yourself?”
“Of course”

by Berneyyyyyyyyyy April 02, 2018

James yourself

Break the bed while having sex and fall then accidentally ejaculate in your own face and lips then unintentionally lick your lips.

I hope you don’t James yourself tonight when you are with your girlfriend! That’s when you break the bed while having sex and accidentally jizz in your own face then lick your lips unintentionally!

by James’s friend June 09, 2021

KYS yourself

Killing yourself with no extra objects or reasons. Just you and your bare hands.

Man you should really just KYS yourself!
Dont jump from there or shoot yourself! KYS yourself!

by ExistingIsPainWithYouXO September 07, 2018