boston basketball

The sexual act of putting your penis into the ass of your partner and making their asshole gape. Then proceeding to put your testicles in their gaping ass and shake them around, like a basketball bouncing around the rim. They do it in Boston all the time.

I did boston basketball to my bitch!!!

by buffblo December 21, 2008

sweet crap in a basket

Used when something unfornuate but not tragic occurs. Like when your dog scarfs up your dinner while you go to answer the phone. Similar usage to "Ah, shit!".

You are leaving your favorite local ice cream shop on a sultry July afternoon when someone bumps into you and your double decker scoop of cookie dough plops onto your sparkling white tee shirt..."Sweet crap in a basket!"

by Russdog Maxiums July 28, 2005

all of your eggs in one basket

The act of putting all your hopes into one one basket and when the 'basket' breaks, your 'eggs' will be broken.

Anime Expo put all their eggs into one basket with their online registration system.

by the Care Police September 4, 2005

basketball

Number one ticket out of the ghetto and progect's along with rap and selling crack rock

Boy: Im failing math.
Man: Play basketball and rap.

by makdogjoe June 6, 2005

dick basket

1. (n) a plastic insert made for males use to protect their junk during sports or rough play.

"i need to put on my dick basket before i go to the gym."

by JulieRuinn January 16, 2009

cleavage basketball with dandilions

the act of two woman sitting in a field of dandilions (or other throwable/small objects)and repeatedly taking turns trying to score.

score as in get the dandilion down the other wonams shirt, or wedged between their cleavege.

rules.
1. must be about 3 ft. apart.
2. must wear low cut shirt (no turtle necks fo sho)
3. must take turns, not a free for all here people.
4. dont use rocks, thats painfull.
5. dont grab the other chicks boobs. thats a foul.
6. first person to get 100 dandelions in the other persons cleavege wins.

tips

1. make sure to properly discard of all dandilions down shirt.
2. make sure there are no horny guys in the premises.

Me and Katie like to play cleavage basketball with dandilions, at lunch.

by green bean is an iguana November 13, 2007

hungarian basketball

the act of squatting over your partner while defecating on their chest and slapping your testicles agains their chin

"man, i was with Maria last night and we totally played a round of hungarian basketball" shit porn facial cumshot golden shower

by jdizzlerockstar August 24, 2012