Expert geologist, military dissenter, and once small-time country music star. Hobbies include jamming in his southern-metal quartet, "The Rock Cycle", as well as dancing, exploring the countryside, buying and wearing new boots, protesting the Power Rangers, and riding in helicopters. Wears a belt buckle shaped like a shark to show his love for the Puerto Rican teen gang, of which it is rumored he was a member in 1960's New York.
Al Sams busted up those dirty Jets and then considered going out to look for some rocks or something, but he was kind of bored of that.
by Chrome Randy June 12, 2006
The best singer in the world, who writes many parodies of songs and funny songs that aren't parodies. He is amazing and you know it! His songs include Another One Rides The Bus (parody of Another One Bites The Dust), eBay (parody of I Want It That Way), and Barney's On Fire (I don't think this is a parody, but I'm not sure). See awesome
by Some guywho is alive July 01, 2005
by PlayDohMan June 08, 2006
by jumpers December 10, 2003
One of the greatest, along with Bob De Niro, actors of all time. His highlights include; The Godfather trilogy, Serpico, Dog Day Afternoon, Scarface, Glengarry Glen Ross, Heat etc. He has been nominated several times, but has one Best Actor for Scent of a Woman (Not his best performance).
"Hoo-ah!!" - Scent of a Woman
by Kyle February 27, 2005
by Captain Sparrow September 22, 2007
Al Capone was a legendary gangster in the 1920's.
To be Al Capwned, one must be pwned so bad it makes anyone watching bleed from their eyes.
This term is used wrong, a lot.
To be Al Capwned, one must be pwned so bad it makes anyone watching bleed from their eyes.
This term is used wrong, a lot.
When President Bush pooped his pants on live tv, then fell in to a porta-potty, Vice President Cheney shouted Al Capwned!
by JBN Gstache April 25, 2007