Trades Assistant

When someone is so infatuated with their male workmate that they want to do everything they can to assist them: feed them, wash them, dress them, undress them, assist them go toilet, wipe them, felate them

George was so infatuated with his workmate Mace that he asked if he could be Maces trades Assistant

by Damo the Leb April 16, 2019

Colombian Assist

When you make an incredible pass to your boy unintentionally, and it turns out great for everyone.

I went to Medellín with my boy Aaron and he threw me an amazing Colombian assist. We went back to our Airbnb with these girls and I ended up with the girl he wanted to get with, but it all turned out great, because he found himself with a girl he liked even more. Good times.

by 2Legit2Hit September 15, 2023

pernicious assistance

Help provided against the will of the provider and/or recipient

The grocery store bagger, in a fine display of pernicious assistance, quickly jammed my groceries into the paper bag, despite my saying "no thanks," as I finished paying the cashier. "It's my job, ma'am," his mouth said, as his eyes told me to get out of the way of the rest of the line.

by Pernicious Assistant November 10, 2021

Agent's Assistant

A person who can't seem to know their life purpose no matter how many times they try to look at it.

My agent's assistant is dumb. She want's so much money, her ass can't even make a dime without me!

by WhoKares June 13, 2020

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supermarket assistant

Aunty's cookies Gunna have me all fucked up.... Aka can I have 5 marijuana's 👾

If you can't find the cookies ask the supermarket assistant.

by Lost then found July 15, 2021

Nico/Assist

Our God you should worship him he's everything you're not people aren't obsessed with you they're obsessed with Nico 🙌👏🙏🙇
Live love laugh Assist all hail Nico‼️

"Omg look there's a Nico! 😻"
"WHERE??? "
"RIGHT THERE DUMB BIYCH"
"Nico/assist is the best let's worship him hoe‼️"

by Lovely Esther September 27, 2021