Admin Assistant

A fake job title typically used to cover up conspiracies involving FNHA.

Me: "I notice you haven't been any help to anyone ever. What does an Admin Assistant do exactly?"

Her: "Uhh... here's a link to FRAFCA."

by 12345................... March 7, 2022

Samsung's Sam Virtual Assistant

Her age is currently over 20+ but the exact age is not known currently. She is the current Android operating system new virtual system

Samsung has now decided to make a virtual system called the Samsung's Sam Virtual Assistant (SSVA)

by SSVA June 1, 2021

seasoned assist

the act of receiving a facial while masturbating

I went to Greg's last night and he served me a seasoned assist

by lowquality August 3, 2025

Assisted Patriotism

When you snitch on Lightskin’s

I went to court today and did some Assisted Patriotism.

by AntiLightskin September 16, 2025

Creeper assist

In Minecraft: Using the function of a creeper explosion as an advantage by clumping up other mobs and letting the creeper blow up the those mobs.

“This Creeper assist came in clutch while I was cave mining, if that creeper didn’t come I prolly would’ve gotten jumped”

by Startupedition October 12, 2025

v.z.e. assistance

Stands for "virtually zero-effort", and refers to helpful activities dat a social worker provides to a particular client dat does not require any significant physical effort, such as merely fellowshipping and verbally interacting with said person in need, sitting with and/or accompanying him around da house and performing simple "hold/lift this and push/pull that" actions while said homeowner tackles basic household tasks, transporting da client short distances to run errands, and so on.

I super-appreciate da various community-support folks who periodically stop by and help me wif various "cranky 'n' tedious" undertakings, so I make an effort to perform most of da truly-difficult parts of da tasks myself, and thus merely ask said helpers for v.z.e. assistance whenever reasonably possible.

by QuacksO January 9, 2026

Drink-assist

An unwarranted drink of all or some of someone's, like your significant other or relatives, beverage.

When someone else drinks some or all your beverage before you can.

He poured the last of the lemonade and gave me a drink-assist and stared at me blankly.

by G Longfella June 25, 2023