Raymond

The god of ramen noodles.
If you eat ramen without his permission then you'll die within a week.

guy: Oh, mighty ramen god, Raymond, may I have your permission to eat the ramen noodles i bought yesterday at walmart? Amen.
Raymond: I'll let you eat the ramen once, but twice - you'll have to ask for my permission.

by cartiscart February 16, 2020

Raymond Ugboko

A utter puff who’s existence depends on desecrating little kids. He is 6”3 and shadow dark he will eat you if you look at him wrong and use Nigerian Voodoo to cleanse all of Africa’s water after sacrificing Bryleigh’s nudes to an omnipotent god

I will Raymond Ugboko you mate

by P1ckl3 R1ck July 8, 2019

ms raymond

That fucking bitch vice principal that likes to give you detention and suspensions for doing absolutely nothing!

“Hi ms Raymond” -greg

“Stop talking back! You get iss now!” -ms Raymond

by some lame boi September 23, 2019

Raymond

animal crossing's version of OVER POPLATED GAMES FOR NO FRICKING REASON hes just a fricking villager, I DONT GET WHATS SO SPECIAL ABOUT HIM, IS IT BECUSE HE HAS TWO DIFFRENT EYE COLERS? oh wait its because there's no amiibo card for him... THATS THE MOST DUMBEST REASON FOR ANYTHING TO GET POPULAR HOW DOES THAT EVEN WORK???????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????

Raymond is suffering because of every middle age teen following the newest """"""""FaBaBaB"""""" ...... i honestly dont know how to feel at this one

by someone else thats not u February 10, 2021

Raymond

Raymond (RayRay)

The most beautiful and smartest man in the whole entire universe. He likes anime’s and he loves to workout. He’s definitely a family man and always sweet and understanding with so much patience and care. He will do everything and anything for you. He’s very handsome with beautiful eyes, face, skin and everything about him. He’s really sweet and loving. He’s my man. He’s my dream boy. He’s the love of my life.

<3 （╹◡╹）♡

Someone: Is that Raymond?
Bsjsfh: that’s rayray… the most sexiest man alive!!!

by Sued oiname June 6, 2024

Raymond's Law

The phenomenon of being disturbed during a fap session just as one is about to blow one's load. Named after UK porn magnate Paul Raymond.

Was just about to blow my loads when, as Raymond's Law would have it, the postman rang the doorbell.

by BollysPhysicsFun December 7, 2020

Raymond

A fruit thats not ripe just yet.

- I would really like to eat that banana, but its completely Raymond

by Monladi June 7, 2019