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Kris

a bitch ass nigga thats a hoe and cries himself to sleep because of how miserable he is. he sleeps on the streets and begs for nickels infront of the deli
-“ did yk kris gets no pussy at all??”

- “yea bro hes ugly as shit
by smd5467 November 20, 2023
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Kri-RP

Pronounced: "kree-ar-pee".
Noun. A form of behavior that occurs when the subject engages in and is accused of engaging in ERP (erotic role play) and subsequently denies participation although the burden of proof (e.g. logs, witness testimonies, and patterns of behavior) is stacked against them.
Friend 1: Hey have you seen Mark?
Friend 2: I sent him a direct message - he said he is role-playing right now and doesn't know when he'll be done. He won't tell me where he is because he says it's "against the rules".
Friend 2: Ahh, shit, here we go again. He must be doing some kri-RP.
by Lansky83 April 10, 2022
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The Kris-Ted Effect

When two handsome, polite guys go out for a nice time, and rather than objectify women and demonstrate toxic masculinity to the entire bar, they make friends and get free drinks.
I had such a great time at Mario’s, and because of the Kris-Ted effect, I didn’t spend a dollar!
by Kj7770 November 17, 2023
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kris

stupid blonde kid that sits infront of me in ela. doesnt know how to shut up. ugly. really annoying. sometimes wish i could switch seats with someone so i dont have to listen to him talk a lot anymore. really loud. wish he would fly to the moon and never come back
this boy is annoying, so call him a kris
by hvilee December 6, 2021
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Kris

A verb, originating on tiktok by ‘@kardashiandramadaily’, to Kris someone is filming a ‘normal’ video and then switching to a sped up video of Kris Jenner dancing to the P!NK song ‘Lady Marmelade’
Oh no! That is the fourth video in a row I’ve been Krissed 😭
by krisjennerofficial June 13, 2022
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The Kris-Ted effect

When two guys go out for a fun night, don’t objectify women, meet a lot of people, and in the process of not being assholes, they get drinks bought for them.
Dude, last night I saved so much money because the Kris-Ted effect
by Kj7770 November 21, 2023
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