backup lie

1. Something you should come up with when your lame excuse does not take expected effect;

an additional lie intended to make your original lie sound more convincing;

2. A crucial element in the chain of one's lie.

Guy: You're so special, I like you so much!
Girl: That's so sweet. What particulalrly do you like about me?
Guy (to himself): Damn! I should have come up with a backup lie before I told her that!

Teacher: Where is your homework?
Student: My dog ate it.
Teacher: Why didn't you give him the laxative?
Student: Um...
Teacher: Didn't even bother to make up any backup lie... You get an F, you, moron!

by DYA September 18, 2012

LIVIN-A-LIE!

The short but shocking reality that Timmy (from South Park) lives and repeats.

Kyle: Hey Timmy, you know what's for lunch today?

Timmy: LIVIN-A-LIE!

Kyle: Ok.

by anonymous_someone_1550 April 5, 2023

na lie

when you don't believe someone is telling the truth

Person: The party was canceled
Me: Na lie

by Mrs Pineapple May 6, 2023

U a lie

Your a mistake and you never belonged here

Woman: "YOU A LIE"
person: "Im a mistake?"

by Adwm c,mwe c, October 23, 2019

lie-witness

Any person who provides false testimony in a willing and intentional manner.

All of the testimony by the lie-witness was eventually thrown out of court.

by Detective Wizard November 4, 2019

its a lie

the phrase kokichi says a lot when he lies.

kokichi:*lays on floor with head cracked open*
shuichi and maki: *walk in*
kokichi: its a lie!

by yourlocalstupididiot February 2, 2021

White lie

People from England who make up their past. Because Americans are gullible they make up lies to disguise their plans to bring the Crown to USA

I’m from England, while USA FIGHT over seas, we are gonna populate but use white lies to manipulate people.

by Brian schwisow March 3, 2022