identity porn

A fanfic motif (mainly associated with the superhero genre) where one or more characters, in a relationship, use secret identities or aliases. The character without a secret identity may be the one attempting to arrest the other or play the damsel in distress. Its also relevant for a superhero x villain ship, where neither the villain or the hero know that they're dating their worst enemy. Despite its name it doesn't always need a sexual component.

"That scene in Spiderman 2 with Peter and Osborne is so good! When Osborne takes off Peters mask; the identity porn kills me everytime."

by haunted typewriter February 13, 2022

4th Gen MASTERPIECE Idol

Lee Heeseung of ENHYPEN is a 4th gen masterpiece idol. He really is an amazing singer who can hit the perfect high notes with superb dynamic adlibs. He has powerful dance move and overflowing charisma, his dances are fierce and has an excellent facial expression. He can RAP GREATLY, he used to be a trainee for being a RAPPER but turned out being a main vocalist in the group. He's great in his language, he's understand English very well. His taste in music is chef's kiss. He can play some musical instruments such as piano and classic guitar. He also has the perfect pitch that is really rare to find. He's currently focusing on song-writing and trying to produce his own music. He's well mannered idol, an ACE of the group and such a genius musician.

A: "Hey! You know who's that? ICB he can rap that well with his own style and hit the high notes perfectly? OH WAIT HIS DANCE IS AMAZING TOO!"
B: "Oh, that's the 4th gen masterpiece idol, lee heeseung"

by azrrrrr July 22, 2021

Schrodinger's Idiot

Someone who says really stupid things, then decides whether or not he was joking based upon the reaction of people around him.

Guy 1: I'd love to visit Africa

Guy 2: what country?

Guy 1: I just said, Africa

Guy 2: that's a continent idiot

Guy 1: I... I know that, I was only joking.

Guy 2: you're a real schrodinger's idiot

by The Beckster215 April 22, 2020

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by whomst'd've'lu'yaint'nt'ed'ies March 3, 2017

Idolatrine

A song by the Swedish band Ghost. The word itself is purely made up by the band. Both the word and song reference the tendency of people to subject themselves to religious institutions that look down on their followers with a "disgraceful resentment." The word serves as a definition for this framework employed by religious institutions.

Kathy: Hey Beth, wanna go to the mall?
Beth: No way, I must pray for the next hour so the Lord may forgive me.
Kathy: OMG, did you like kill someone???
Beth: No, I am guilty only of the sin I was born with.
Stephany: *whisper to Kathy* I can't believe she can eat up that idolatrine.
Kathy: Shut up nerd, let's just go shopping.

by spycher February 5, 2020

Idil

A beautiful girl with a goofy persona. They love hard and are always kind. They are quite mysterious and open at the same time. They love making people laugh. Idil’s are loyal and trustworthy. They can be stubborn but that’s only if you take advantage of their respect. They are extremely creative, intuitive and competitive.

I need to be blessed with an Idil”

by cakelover1123 June 13, 2021

Shit Idiot Brain Fungus (S.I.B.F.)

The Shit Idiot Brain Fungus (or the S.I.B.F. as it is considered in the medical community), is one of the most deadly diseases known to mankind. It strikes at the cerebrum section of the brain and completely shuts it down. This leaves the victim in a state of eternal idiocy and stupidity. This condition affects countless people worldwide, and the symptoms are completely unnoticeable until it is far too late.

This disease was first invented as a bioweapon by Dr. J while he was locked in the basement of 2000 Presidential candidate Alfred Gorestrum (Al Gore). He planned to use this bioweapon on Senator Ted Cruz of Texas in an attempt to make him a raving dumbass. Little did Dr. J know, however, was that Ted Cruz was already the dumbest of raving dumbasses. Unfortunately, the fungus did spread to Ted Cruz and he is now a walking and talking gravemind of the fungus and looks to spread it to all those he comes into contact with and speaks to.

I am writing this definition from my bunker in Southern Kosovo in the hope that some wandering internet-goer finds this and puts an end to the fungus, and Ted Cruz, for once and for all. This is my last message to the world, goodbye.

Person 1: "Yo, you want to hop on the Roblox Pacer Test Game, I really think that it might be a very enjoyable experience."

Person 2: "Bro what the fuck are you saying, have you or a loved one been in contact with a carrier of the Shit Idiot Brain Fungus (S.I.B.F.) or Ted Cruz himself in the past 30 days? You seem like you've come down with a real bad case of it."

Person 1: "Oh no, what if you're rig--- djasdfuiho asdhfgiubsf." *collapses to the floor in a broken heap and as a husk of his former self*

by BizarrePolicy May 4, 2021