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On June 23th you have permission to fuck any of your best friends weather they be male, female, non binary, trans female or trans male, ECT.
You can go up to your best friends and say "its national fuck your best friend day" and they have to let you smash and the same goes to you.
by Femmeep420 June 21, 2021
mugGet the National fuck your best friend daymug.
On November the 13rd, you have to fuck your girlfriend, if she‘s italian.
Olli: Oh shit its November the 13th. National Fuck Your Italian Girl Day. Gotta smash my italian girl.
by IHateIndianPpl223 November 12, 2019
mugGet the National fuck your Italian Girl Daymug.
November 17th is National fuck your math teacher day. So go ahead and do it.
Abby: omg did you really fuck him?

Larisa: yea duh it's National fuck your math teacher day why wouldn't I?
by Have a great day 😌 November 15, 2020
mugGet the National fuck your math teacher daymug.
November 18th is National fuck your math teacher day. So just go ahead.
Abby: omg did you actually fuck our math teacher?

Larisa : uh yea? Why wouldn't I? It's National fuck your math teacher day today!
by Have a great day 😌 November 15, 2020
mugGet the National fuck your math teacher daymug.
Refers to a situation upon which there is a statistically binary outcome in the opportunity to have sex with an attractive married woman.
Person A - How do I know if there's a fifty percent chance I fuck your wife?
Person B - It's cool with me as long as it's cool with her and I'm allowed to watch!
by iMonkeyBIZ February 9, 2020
mugGet the fifty percent chance I fuck your wifemug.

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