Woman

A type of alien found on earth. Used for cooking and cleaning.
Johnny: “Damn! Look at all these dirty dishes!”
Mohammed: “Don’t you worry, just get your woman to do it.”
by Muzikiller69 October 23, 2018
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An irrational human being that will over-analyze, over-react, and over-think what people will say and do.
Woman: based on my experiences and observations
by alihs February 22, 2008
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Woman

Wheres my woman? I need the dishes washed!!
by RadgieRoaster10 August 01, 2016
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Womanizer

1.Britney Spears song
2.Very ugly men who touch hippos
3.A person that has a obsession with crapping in their hand and throwing it at people with "brown" as a last name
1. Your a womanizer
2. People named Jack or Jill
3. *man craps in own hand and throws at miss Suzy Brown* "take that ho!"
"ohh u smell like crap Mr. Crinkle"
by midgetman14 January 18, 2009
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Woman

A woman is a human female with a vagina. This human being is something an incel will never acquire in their life, because they have no life, and therefore will never reproduce, because they are incapable of making life.

A woman is something that triggers an incel. Please never mention women, an incel’s defense is disliking this definition, because they’re triggered.
I hate women, they all want chand with big dicks and good looks,” says the sexually frustrated incel, but in the inside he is thinking, “To beat a chad you must become a fag.”

“My mom is a woman,” said the incel, “I hate her now, but I cannot say it to her face or she’ll kick me out of her closet.”
by IncelTears April 15, 2018
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Woman

Noun
Dishwasher; Someone who washes dishes

Verb
To suck a

Noun
Property; something to discard your rage on

Adjective
Bigger titted human without a dong
"Yo Adam where are your clean dishes?"
"I don't know dawg, I tried hitting it and it wouldn't turn on"

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by Kikers Adams May 08, 2019
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womanizer

a guy who plays the soft romantic, yet gangsta card, tells you sweet things, makes you think your such a catch...tells you he wants to be with you he's just scared but his heart just says..let's see where the road takes us. Since you won't have sex with him because he ain't makin no type commitment he finds the 1st most retarded reason to cut things off and turns into a monster. Next things you see, some hoochie rubbin her her coochie all up on his shit, grindin desperately at the club. Trick for real!
yea he's an army guy that Jay, but he's a womanizer

oh thats Jay he's a womianizer stay away
by TRIKRITENUK April 18, 2011
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