Wig split

When someone gets their head split in two or more pieces.

Machete wielding Mexican gang member 1- Let's go in there and fuck him up ey.
Gang member 2-- Yea do it ey.
Gang member 2-Ese no, he doesn't look like a human being any more, stop it ey. His head is in over six pieces now vato.
Gang member 1- You think so ese? He got his wig split ey?

by Solid Mantis September 25, 2017

Wig Party

A party in which you and your group of peers help a friend who is going bald by covering his head in Double Sided Scotch Tape, and then you all proceed to shave your pubic hair onto the said friends tape-covered bald head, therefore giving him a new wig and a new lease on life.

"Wow man Tom is going bald, maybe we should help him out by giving him a wig party. I ain't shaved my pubis in months."

by Big Daddy Jones December 27, 2018

busted wig

When one's hair cut is exceedingly awful.

Snap, that broad had a busted wig.

by P+BRICK-B=ME October 7, 2015

Wig Jam

The way a dude rocks his hair situation. Most likely referring to a trendy style such as the perm, mullet, fohawk, pompadour, etc.

Dude, last night at the club, my wig jam almost caught on fire from those dance moves.

by all4msp1 May 27, 2010

man in a wig

"Man in a wig"

1. A insult for a man "pretending" to be a woman online or an insult for trans women.

2. locals on roblox trying to be funny on da hood.

1. Eww it's a man in a wig!

2. "a man in a wig just stomped me on da hood"

by sevenbigbubbleguppies October 14, 2023

Brown Wig

The act of taking a dump, crap, sh*t on someones head creating what looks to be a brown wig on there head.

After we had sex i decided to give her a brown wig.
I had a huge load to dump so my brown wig on Jims head looked like he had dreadlocks.

by Blacknight200 October 26, 2012

wig mechanic

A mental health therapist who you see to get your wig fixed, i.e. the troubles in your head straightened out. A psychologist, psychiatrist, shrink, etc.

"You better see a wig mechanic when you get out of here. You got real problems." - Lester Dixon, novel Lay Down My Sword and Shield (1971) by James Lee Burke

by glaring August 19, 2013