teenie weenie

small shlong

“wow joey bierly has a teenie weenie”

by quke June 2, 2021

weenie war

An intense battle waged by rival gaggles of Doodle Bangers. This war is fought with flaccid weenies as each Doodle Banger thrusts their hips violently towards their opponents helicoptering their Male organs, attempting to batter their opponents until climax is achieved.

Doodle Banger#1: Man I'm sore, that weenie war was so intense I think I dislocated my sphincter.

by Flaccid Doodlebanger January 20, 2020

little weenie

tiny cute objects

*their’s a newborn baby

“Aw, you’re a cute little weenie!”

*theres a tiny cactus

*whispers

“Little weenie”

by MomThatsCool August 26, 2019

Weenie Breath

When a girl's breath has the scent of your penis after she performs oral sex on you

Last night I fucked Destiny and she sucked my dick, this morning she had bad weenie breath.

I'm gonna give Courtney weenie breath tonight.

Chris" Damn Destiny you got weenie breath"

Destiny "Oh shit lemme go brush my teeth"

by Long Dick Chris August 15, 2019

L Weenie

The description of a males genitalia size that is six inches or longer

Hey John, doc just told me that having an L Weenie over the size of 14 is unhealthy and that i should seek medical attention.

by Dr. BigPeen September 9, 2020

Weenie Mcweenie

The ULTIMATE Weenie.

Man that jason is such a Weenie Mcweenie

by adamjackson&jason69memefilms December 22, 2017

weenie wank

Someone who is a mean person, often being rude. They are disrespectful and can't control it.

"Hey man! Don't invite him, he's a weenie wank!"

by ChickenBlueCat January 7, 2017