Last night I fucked Destiny and she sucked my dick, this morning she had bad weenie breath.
I'm gonna give Courtney weenie breath tonight.
Chris" Damn Destiny you got weenie breath"
Destiny "Oh shit lemme go brush my teeth"
I'm gonna give Courtney weenie breath tonight.
Chris" Damn Destiny you got weenie breath"
Destiny "Oh shit lemme go brush my teeth"
by Long Dick Chris August 15, 2019

Hey John, doc just told me that having an L Weenie over the size of 14 is unhealthy and that i should seek medical attention.
by Dr. BigPeen September 9, 2020

*their’s a newborn baby
“Aw, you’re a cute little weenie!”
*theres a tiny cactus
*whispers
“Little weenie”
“Aw, you’re a cute little weenie!”
*theres a tiny cactus
*whispers
“Little weenie”
by MomThatsCool August 26, 2019

An intense battle waged by rival gaggles of Doodle Bangers. This war is fought with flaccid weenies as each Doodle Banger thrusts their hips violently towards their opponents helicoptering their Male organs, attempting to batter their opponents until climax is achieved.
by Flaccid Doodlebanger January 20, 2020

a woman that everyone in town wants to get with but who only selects one or 2 partners per year. you have to catch her at the exact right moment. a rare opportunity.
by xmama13 October 19, 2017

by ChickenBlueCat January 7, 2017

by adamjackson&jason69memefilms December 22, 2017
