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wackle

(verb) to jump or bounce on your own species. ie) a human bouncing on a human, or a duck jumping on another duck.

wackling, wackler, wackled.
Every time I see Laura I run up behind her and wackle her.

"Look!! That duck just wackled the other one."

"I'm sick of Emily wackling me. It happens everytime I walk to my locker."
by limeywesty August 11, 2009
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poo winkle

when you shit your pants and a fairy comes out your ass
good god charles that was a nasty poo winkle
by Nick Varas November 24, 2004
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wickedy whack

A term describing someone who is more then just regular whack.
Pat is so wickedy whack, he gets fisted in the ass by his mother all the time.
by Peter Carr June 11, 2006
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Wicked whims

A sim mod when you are able to have your sims do dirty things. An example is having your sims at least a Teen have sex.
The wicked whims causes teen pregnancy every day.
by Bawston69 October 18, 2019
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wicked-awesome

Being awesome and wicked at the same time, to multiplye the effect.
I heard this wicked-awesome band on the radio the other day. It was the best thing I had ever heard.
by Jon Kerl. July 6, 2004
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Wicked Lasers

The most successful scam perpetrated to laser enthusiasts,but especially commoners who wet their pants when they see a laser burn something.

The company is most likely run by communists, who hired scam artists and advertising professionals to promote their products.

All the specs provided on the site are a definitive lie, as well as all the fake reviews.

Wicked Lasers business strategy involves the massive spending on search engine manipulation, public opinion control, and propaganda campaigns. Instead actually using money to make quality lasers, they use money to make you think the lasers are adequate.

The company also runs a forum, which is supposed to provide "an open environment for laser enthusiasts to freely communicate and exchange laser knowledge, opinions on WL products..." this is an excerpt from the forum's Term of Service. Nevertheless, when one posts a thread with third party tests, showing just how much of a piece of shit the their products are, it gets promptly removed.

Do you self a favor read on the laserpointerforums about Wicked Lasers, don't be impressed by all the good publicity.
Johnny: I just dropped my entire paycheck on this sweet Pulsar dude!

Telight:*takes out $40 Chinese red laser*

Johnny: WTF is that piece of shit.

Telight: Its a quality laser

Johnny: *Enthusiastically clicks his "laser" on*

3 seconds later...

Telight: Sigh, well at least it looks like it would make a good paper weight. *Goes off to burn things with his laser*

Johnny:*Calls Wicked Lasers*
"My laser broke after 3 seconds, repair it with warranty please.

Wicked Lasers: Sorry Johnny you voided warranty when you turned the unit on, asshole.
by TeLight April 26, 2009
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shooting the winkle

Receiving sexual stimulation by placing a garden hose in your ass and turning on the water. Be careful, full blast water can cause internal damage
by fj July 31, 2003
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