Tumblr night

A night(usually a Friday)when instead of going out and having a good time like most people your age, you spend the entire night on Tumblr. If you're a teenager this might start to worry your parents as it has mine.

Teen Boy: Hey are doing anything this Friday?

Teen Girl: No I'll probably just have another Tumblr night.

by PurplePaige64 August 28, 2010

Tumblr philosopher

A Tumblr user who often reblogs or creates posts or pictures which they think are 'deep'. These people often search for more and more followers through promos, or posts constantly in the Facebook 'Tumblr' group.

John: He thinks he's so deep with those quotes about life on his Tumblr.

Jack: I know, what a Tumblr philosopher.

by The Great DV September 8, 2011

tumblr rampage

When you go all crazy and post a ton of pictures of one thing on tumblr.com.

Teen 1: I went on a crazy tumblr rampage last night, I was posting a ton of pictures of Arnold Palmer.

by tumblrrampager September 22, 2010

tumblr dom

A boy who wants to be a classic Dominant stereotype. Probably got his advice from 50 Shades of Grey. Doesn't know or acknowledge things like aftercare or subspace. Most likely won't listen to a safeword and will keep going. A fuckboy who tries to use kink to justify being a sexist prick. Named after the website tumblr because for a while asshole guys would go on and inexperienced subs would flock to them when they knew nothing.

Tumblr Dom: "yeah bitch, you want to be my slut?"
Sub: "Sure do you do aftercare?"
Tumblr Dom: "Wtf is aftercare? You don't need that."
Sub: "gotcha, tumblr dom."

by ASlutForARealDom September 26, 2019

Tumblr Feminist

A "Social Justice Warrior" which claims to be a supporter of Feminism and equal rights, but actually hates men, and thinks that they should be treated better by men, but men deserve to be treated badly by them.

(Battling "sexism" with more sexism)

Feminist3253- "I believe in equal rights"

Two hours later
ManGuy420- "Hello ma'am, would you like to become friends, I see you're a feminist, and I believe in equal rights too"
Feminist3253- "YOU'RE DAMN RIGHT I'M A FENINIST YOU SEX CRAZED PIG!!!!"
ManGuy420- "Are you sure you believe in equal rights?"
Feminist3253- "YES I AM, AND I'M PROUD OF IT!!!"

TheTrueFeminist logged on
TheTrueFeminist- "No, you are a Tumblr feminist, stop hating on men!"
Feminist3243- "I AM A TRUE FEMINIST, AND YOU WILL RESPECT YOUR PRIVILEGE YOU SEXIST-"
TheTrueFeminist blocked Feminist3253

by totaly not troll November 12, 2016

tumblr barf

thum-blur bahrf (Verb)

When you are bored on your computer and tumblr tickles your fancy

and there's just a huge influx of great photos and quotes on your dashboard and you feel compelled to reblog every single one...

so you do.

& flood your followers dashboards

"I just tumblr barfed all over my followers dashboards."

"Oh no, not again, insert tumblr name here just barfed all over my dashboard again! This is the third time today!"

by DoctorPanda September 23, 2011

tumblr kid

an annoying child who thinks their life is terrible even though it is really great but they're too stupid to know

Tumblr Kid: You don't know what i have to go through

Friend of Tumblr Kid:Dude your being a tumblr kid

by mr.pepperoni May 22, 2016