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Canadian trumpet

When a canadian sticks a kazoo in his ass after eating a bunch of beans and broccoli and farts through it. Usually done after their hockey team wins a game.
Brandon had a wicked canadian trumpet solo after the habs game eh?
by Dirty Chaos August 23, 2018
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trumpet muffler

When you cup a wad of TP in your hand and cup your butthole while you're sitting on the toilet to muffle your fart sounds. Works like a charm!
I was pooping at a new friends house and muffled my farts with the trumpet muffler method
by Viking vickers February 21, 2015
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low trumpet

an unpleasant or rude person. Especially someone who doesn't realize just how obnoxious they truly are.
See that Brown student over there? The one telling everyone how he spent a semester at Harvard and how number theory is pretty much the best thing ever? He's a low trumpet if I ever saw one.
by Baba Gaga June 3, 2010
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Rusty Trumpet

Sticking your thumb up a females butt while goong down on her. Later, sticking said thumb in her mouth during intercourse. Not quite the Rusty Trombone. Its the Rusty Trumpet
Jeff, was she a good girl or a freak? Bro, all I'm goona say is I gave her a solid Rusty Trumpet and she took it like a champ !
by SoggyBottomz October 7, 2016
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Trumpet gremlin

One who plays trumpet just to show off; tryhard
Person 1: Wow he's such a try-hard on trumpet.
Person 2: I know right, such a trumpet gremlin.
by 7z7z7ko November 23, 2022
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Porridge Trumpet

Manhood, Penis, Cock, Tallywacker, Hampton,
"She slid up and down his Porridge Trumpet!"
by Raffandjeff February 21, 2009
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trumpet blasting

When you wake up in the morning and your wife is still asleep so you creep out of the bedroom in order to fart as much and as loudly as you can. In your effort to let out shameless farts you make flatulent noises similar to trumpet blasts
As I slowly awoke and realized Meghan was still sound asleep I was unable to hold in a sinister smile at the thought of all the trumpet blasting I would be able to do in the living room.
by Jacetheacehahhyuie November 19, 2016
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