Tech N9ne

Tech N9ne is a hip hop artist from Kansas City. His lyrics are one of a kind, most songs are very darkish. He likes to describe himself as a dying angel, and devil's friend. His artist name Tech N9ne : nine is the number of completion - nine months of pregnancy, nine lives, 360 degrees (a complete rotation 3+6+0=9). Tec 9 is also a machine gun, and tech stands for technique.

Trapped in a psychos body by tech n9ne:
Don't you come near me cause the devils sittin' next to me
I drink my drink and smoke my weed and pop my extacy
...
If you can hear me, I need help I'm caught and
I'm stuck and I'm trapped in me self don't understand
...
If he wants to kill himself what the fuck you
Think he wanna do to you?

by OllieKickFlip May 4, 2006

Michigan Tech

Where it's hard to get good grades,
but even harder to get a girlfriend.

Michigan Tech's new ratio is 4 to 1? Screw it, I've got math to do...

by The Spence! October 29, 2008

tech-hoe

A skinny boy who lives in alberta with his fat ginge cat in the basement that loves technology and free porn.

You are such a tech-hoe.

Dude, phat natters is such a tech-hoe

by dr.house February 11, 2010

Techette

A female computer technician.

Guy 1: Did you see that techette that fixed my computer?
Guy 2: Yeah, she was hot.

"We need a techette over here.. this computer sucks.

by Tech Guy 37 September 24, 2011

techicapped

Some that is feeling technology handicapped or is feeling overwhelmed by technology

Katie is feeling techicapped by trying learn twitter

by jbiker10 July 1, 2011

Techadence

indulging oneself in the latest & greatest technologies out of personal indulgence; surrounding oneself with gizmos, particularly highly customized gear, often to the point of financial stress

Joe replaced his four month old iPhone 4 with a 4S, and will get the iPhone 5 as soon as it is out, driven not only by peer pressure, but her sheer techadence.

by lookingforcoolstuff November 2, 2011

Tech-Tourettes

Tech-Tourettes or Tech-Turrets: Noun

A condition where a technology challenged person (usually advanced in age) uses obscenities uncontrollably, while attempting to complete various transactions on a mobile, laptop, or other technology device. The person may also uncontrollably twitch, scowl, flip off, throw, or crush the device during an episode.

My mom’s Tech-Tourettes caused her to throw her iPhone across the room today, when she couldn’t pull up her email.

Bob is unable to connect to the database today. His tech-turretts is offensive to some, but it cracks me up.

by notyocheese February 5, 2013