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Mutha Truckin Passhole

A big-rig trucker of the 18 wheeler catagory who insissts on continuously speeding up and slowing down, passing as if the highway were they're waltzing floor. This is most anoying when on a road trip and you see the same one over and over for 3 hours, or when there are more than one!

This was discovered when we ran into a pair of 16 wheelers doing a kentucky roadblock on norcal on the way down from Oregon, were they stoned or something? same ones. 2+ hours. wtf? we were pissed! I was saying mutha fucking assholes but it came out trucking, things eclalated and there you have it...
Raven:oh! those Mutha Trucking ASSHOLE! UGH! I JUST WANNA--"

Charley(driver):HAH! mutha trucking......(MUMBLES FURIOUSLY)

Cass: PASSHOLES!

Raven: wtf? hehe, Mutha Truckin Passhole!

Cass: let's call the "how's my driving?" number and use our new word....
by RaveTangie>8} February 19, 2010
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Tracking

When early twenty-somethings start tackling life stage milestones very quickly
Jack: Owes, did you hear Paul from our year got married last weekend?

Owes: Yikes. We’re 20. That man is tracking.
by Poshjoshintosch January 30, 2021
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Tracking

Generally used by military personnel to convey that they already understood something that was said to them.

Useful when you want to tell someone who's a higher rank than you that you already knew what they just told you, and you're kind of pissed that they thought you didn't already know, but the ridiculous stipulation of having to answer to a grown man who's only been in a year or two longer than you dictates that you can't have an opinion of your own, much less tell this man to piss off.

Disclaimer: is also used casually/non-aggressively, but its main appeal is that you can get away with being belligerent.
Corporal "Working Supervisor": Hey bitch, formation at 1600

Lance Corporal Second-NJP: Tracking.
by CynicalWind November 24, 2022
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Tracking

A friend or a stranger throws an object across your line of sight while you are pissing, and you track it with your piss. The moment you hit it, you immediately try to nut on it. If you miss, you kill yourself.
Yoooo, yesterday at the kindergarten baseball practice, I started tracking their balls, and I didn’t miss!
by Edge master200 April 2, 2024
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Tracking game

While you are pissing, if someone throws an object within your line of sight, you must immediately start tracking it with your piss. If you hit it, you immediately jack off and nut on it, but if your nut misses it, you kill yourself
Yooo, I was pissing at the kindergarten baseball practice and one of them threw a ball at me so I started the Tracking game, and hit it at the last second!
by Edge master200 April 2, 2024
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Tracking my IP address

Yeah, my IP address doesn't show where I am actually. It says I'm in Chicago. I'm not in Chicago. Anyone telling you that they are trying find me by way of my IP address is LYING to you. Someone is bouncing the IP address around on my phone. It's likely whoever is organizing the stalking and harassment (now but not initially) and it's likely REE-lon and his mental-Ree Lon-tarded friends. But I will literally tell you where I am and whenever you want. Sam Sedar and Friends or anyone watching the live stream already know. You may be asking yourself "Well then why aren't they doing anything about the child murder?" And it's because they don't actually care about the child murder. They just want me to not get credit and money and child murder prevent be from getting that. They are trying to create, like, a faux catch 22 that is ultimately just going to leave one or more of you without a child and a few of you without a career.
Hym "SO! Tracking my IP address will only work if it stops showing that I'm in Chicago when I am not. If someone is telling you that they are doing that to try and find me, they are lying and likely are the one who are the cause of the fact that my IP address doesn't show my real location. I find the possibility that someone tried to track my IP address to kill my hilarious. I heard a story about a family that got home invasioned and tortured to death for 'Things that were said on the internet' and there is a non-zero percent change the some of you got murdered as a result of people trying to kill me and that is exactly why allowing people to take the law into their own hands was a bad idea. Because these people are dumb. They will and likely have killed the wrong people and if you would just stop doing this, the risk of this happening would decrease. But you or your kid dying is not going to make me regret doing this. It's not going to make THEM regret doing this. It's just going to make YOU regret allowing this to persist if you end up being the one who pays the price. And then they are going to try to convince you to blame me because if they can get you to blame me they are somehow magically absolved of their guilt and complicity. So don't let them do it guys. Sunk cost fallacy is a fallacy. They WILL IN FACT throw you kid's life in the trash."
by Hym Iam November 23, 2025
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moose tracking

Moose tracking can mean one of two things

1) A fat woman bounces on the ground leaving the imprint of her moose knuckle.

2) A fat chick is in a gang bang and she sits on all the guys faces in a line and you can tell where shes been by the number of gasping men.
1) I was trekking through the forest upon which I found moose tracks. After I followed them for a bit I happened upon a golden hair 5'2" 500 lb shela majestically moose tracking.

2) I was in a mad orgy the other day bro and this fatty mcfatterson started moose tracking. I swear man I couldn't breath for a solid minute and the other dudes were gasping for breath or unconscious maybe even dead.
by Herpderp4269 October 17, 2014
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