Toyota Will Cypha

The official car of having bootleg Windows 98 installed on its infotainment screen, being remotely controlled with a phone, and having a literal shoe as a mascot.

If you drive this, you're either 65 years old, or 25 with no soul

You're actually here?!

A: "Why the hell does it look like it has no soul?"
B: "Who? The owner or the car?"
A: "Well, it's a Toyota Will Cypha, so both!"

by cyphalvr January 24, 2022

toyota bonerkiller

A Toyota Prius. Well below the commuter standard of a Toyota Corolla, which is tepid in the eyes of most men. A driving experience that is the polar opposite of an unattainable and desirable car.

I see you decided to trade in the BMW M3 for a Toyota Bonerkiller. Good for you…

by Phytosanitary October 2, 2021

Toyota GR Corolla

Corolla on steroids

Person 1: Bro did you see that Toyota corolla hatchback? It's so fucking fast for a corolla.
Person 2: That's a Toyota GR corolla dumbass of course it's fast because it screams a turbo.

by 3amCheetoMan December 22, 2024

Toyota Driver

All Toyota/Lexus drivers share one braincell. They can be typically seen camping in the left/passing lane. Toyota drivers are generally unaware of their surroundings, driving erratically and slow. Their vehicles sometimes have a dent on the rear bumper from going too slow or being terrible at maneuvering parking lots, rather common on Camrys.

When a Toyota driver decides to sell their vehicle, they think it's worth its weight in gold and list it way too high; a prime example of this is the Land Cruiser.

Man, what's holding the left lane up? Of course it's a Toyota driver!

by HockeyBinge January 13, 2025

Toyota Tacoma

truck driven by fat, inbred, closeted men who treat their girlfriends like shit

Oh, I broke up with him because he drove a Toyota Tacoma - I knew he'd treat me poorly.

by shlutphuppy August 11, 2025

toyota

a vehicle used by islamic terrorists (in syria, iraq and libya) and african armies (toyota war)

muhammad loves a toyota

by hugedickrandy August 17, 2025

A Toyota

A phrase that is highly subject to aibohphobia. Fun fact: Toyota is the only car manufacturer where affixing an article renders the phrase a palindrome.

Me: I drive *a Toyota*, why?
Aibohphobe: *Runs away screaming*

by certaminator September 4, 2025