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Swag Goo

A viscous and hard-to-obtain element. Highly radioactive. Normally used by famous rappers as a hair-gel, it can not be consumed orally as it will lead to a condition known as "stomach swag" which is fatal to humans; comparable to a dog eating chocolate.
Swag Goo is an element recently added to the periodic table, however many scientists deny its existence due to its rarity. The half-life of Swag Goo is approximately 280 seconds, making it hard to obtain it in its purest form.
Swag Goo is typically green in color and contains flakes of pure, crystalline swag embedded inside. Its viscosity is similar to A1 Steak Sauce. Once an individual comes into contact with Swag Goo, their swag level drastically increases while their energy level increases ten-fold of that of a sugar rush.
by Loorus November 17, 2011
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Goo Hole

An extremely slippery vagina after having sexual intercourse, composed of the residue from both parties.
Quick, get me a towel to wipe my goo hole before it drips down my legs!
by Da Den July 26, 2012
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Goo gun

Goo Gun; n. The male genitalia, so named for its ability to eject bodily fluids.
Chicho "How did it go last night?"
Joe "I assaulted her with my goo gun!"
by Joe Henkelman September 30, 2006
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poo goo

When taking a poop, the consistency of the poo is creamy resulting in a goop of poo on the toilet paper when wiping the bum is known as poo goo.
I just used up half a roll of toilet paper to wipe off the poo goo!
by Muck_mroo January 24, 2011
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morning goo

When a girl wakes up and shes wet. Therefore she has morning goo. The Female version of morning wood. Can be a result of various causes such as a sexual dream or just going to bed horny.
Janet woke up with morning goo after dreaming about Hank from the gym.
by MorningWood69 August 10, 2009
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The Great Goo

A classy yet mysterious name for the globally popular search engine formally known as "Google"
"Where is the park? - ASK THE GREAT GOO!"
by MojoNojo May 14, 2009
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ho-goo

In woodworking, using hot glue and wood glue together to adhere two boards together. The hot glue is a quick, temporary adhesive that will harden quickly as the permanent, slow drying wood glue cures.
If we're going to 'make things' with wood and be sure that they're glued properly, ho-goo'ing is the most precise way to do it.

Ho-goo one end before pressing both pieces together, but do it quickly as the hot glue sets fast.
by Rob the woodworker June 17, 2019
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