Soft cannoli

When an Italian man is unable to attain an erection to preform sexual intercourse.

Luigi left his “cannoli” wrapped up too long and it went soft halfway through the night.

Giorgia was disappointed with Alfredo’s soft cannoli, and she never called him back.

by EmotionalSupportHampster November 4, 2018

Soft Office

Evolution of working from home - working from bed.

After several staggered alarm snoozes, waking 5 minutes before your shift starts, you drag the laptop into the warm sanctuary of cosy goodness for a your wretched day of work.

You'll likely only get up for coffee and comfort breaks and you may well don a shirt over your pjs in case you get a video call from your boss.

The unlucky may fall foul of napping through an entire morning to wake up drenched in sweat, having missed 7 Skype calls from an angry Manager.

Cor blimey, I went one too many on the Sunday wines last night. How fortunate I’m in the soft office tomorrow.

by BeebopandRocksteady May 20, 2021

soft-sama

Skeetimus

Soft-Sama has a PHD in Poop Jar studies

by SlipperyPeteED August 19, 2019

Soft Plunger

A soft and squishy bump or boil on the anus.

I cannot sit down because of the horrible pain from my soft plunger.

by mailboxq May 7, 2015

soft bend

A soft lay when one or both parties are uninterested in having sex and are just bored.

Tara had nothing better to do so she gave Dwayne a soft bend to pass the time and make it easier to fall asleep.

by Dablister August 2, 2022

Kitten Soft

A lovely, soft brand of toilet paper.

Just bought some Kitten Soft from the grocery store. It feels so good on my butt.

by zojo86 November 13, 2013

soft and neat

the meme of all memes created by Dan & Phil when on a danandphilcrafts video potato prints are shown, the fraise SOFT AND NEAT is thrown around then a shit ton of people commented soft and neat therefore causing a purge of soft and neat memes

Phil; SOFT AND NEAT
The rest of the world; SPAM ITTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT

by peggyscut April 29, 2019