Millions of Milkshakes

Millions of Milkshakes is the latest celebrity bandwagon. It's an outlet at 8910 Santa Monica Boulevard (West Hollywood) that allows you to customise your own overpriced milkshake. But, even though you'll never have Barack Obama's power or Britney Spears' fame you can have a small piece of their world by purchasing a "Celebrity Shake" that they've specified. Basically, Millions of Milkshakes has thought this up to get people through the door. Millions of Milkshakes gets press. The celebrities get press. Win, win!

Wendy: "Hey, do you want to go to Millions of Milkshakes?"
Lucy: "Maybe another time, I don't feel like milkshake right now!"
Wendy: "Are you sure? Miley Cyrus went there once!"
Lucy: "Well, why didn't you say so? Of course I'll go to Millions of Milkshakes!"
Millions of MilkshakesMMMOMSanta Monica BoulevardHollywoodLALos AngelesCelebrity BandwagonMiley CyrusMiley ShakeDavid BeckhamVictoria BeckhamBeckham ShakeBrad PittAngelina JolieBrangelina ShakeBritney SpearsBritney ShakeLindsay LohanLindsay ShakeBarack ObamaObama ShakeKim KardashianMallika SherawatMallika Shake9021090210 ShakeParis HiltonParis ShakePerez HiltonPerez Hilton ShakeJonas BrothersJonas ShakeSpencer PrattHeidi MontagHeidi and Spencer
by ShudaGone2Specsavers May 23, 2009
Get the Millions of Milkshakes mug.

strawberry milkshake

the act of cumming in a girls face and hitting her in the nose
she yelled someone elses name so i gave her a strawberry milkshake in her sleep!
by mike e boy September 06, 2005
Get the strawberry milkshake mug.

Strawberry Milkshake

When a man is having sex with a woman on her period and he pulls out and ejaculates in her mouth, and she swallows the half blood half semen like substance.
Although your on your period, I'm going to cum in your mouth. Therefore, giving you a strawberry milkshake.
by Claytonicus Maximus July 04, 2013
Get the Strawberry Milkshake mug.

farmshow milkshake

When a girl guzzles down a healthy amount of horse semen in front of group of paying costumers usually at a farm or stable.
The spectators watched as the girl took the full shaft of the horse's penis into her throat. One even said, "This is going to be the best farmshow milkshake I've ever seen!"
by Maru413 January 11, 2011
Get the farmshow milkshake mug.

Milkshake Marine

A man who drinks protein milkshakes way more than he actually works out, to build what looks like strong muscles, but is actually the work of milkshakes. This gives them the illusion that they are tough ....however the reality is very different.
Person 1 - man look over there at that tough looking guy, his pecs are huge! he must bench press for a day job!
Person 2 - nah he's a milkshake marine, he lifts more shakes than he does weights...

See : Douchebag, Show Pony.
by HIV69 November 14, 2012
Get the Milkshake Marine mug.

sideway milkshake

The act of laying a thick milf on her side and pouring milk all over her body while slapping her with your penis.
by The burning bush December 19, 2017
Get the sideway milkshake mug.

Feces Milkshake

Self-explanatory. Combination of dung (usually human) with milk and blended together until homogenous. Can be served cooled or warm or alternatively be sent through the mail to an unsuspecting person for a quick goof.
Ever since I moved to the next town over my relationship with Jeremiah has been stagnating with no improvements in sight. I decided to try to reinvigorate our friendship for good old times sake and I sent him a feces milkshake.
by Spic Dickuloid December 08, 2020
Get the Feces Milkshake mug.