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Thompson tide marks

The bloody smears left around a person's mouth after performing orals sex on a woman during her period. Named so, due to the bloody residue resembling the scum and water marks left on piers, boats and other structures after the tide has gone down.
Person 1: Oh shit, what happened to your face? You're bleeding!?

Person 2: What? Oh, no... my girlfriend is on her period and-

Person 1: She gave you the Thompson tide marks!? Disgusting! You can get HPV doing that.
by Jim Cognito May 26, 2016
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Thompson's Arse

Describes unexplained paranormal phenomena or psychic activity. Now predominately used in South West England but believed to have originated some years ago in the North East.
"What we have here is a case of Thompson's arse"
by Ben Turpin February 3, 2018
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Mia Thompson

She is a brat , a spoiled rotten one
by Estella37394$;! January 17, 2017
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Luke Thompson

Extremely gay boy who eats his brother’s ass before his bedtime of 6 o’clock and he is extremely ASN but is useful for a game of siege
Shut up luke Thompson your so fucking gay
by Jakeby12 October 28, 2019
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Dennis J Thompson

A known buff, a rube of sorts. A Country bumpkin like fellow.
Boy, that Kenny O’Connor really pulled a Dennis J Thompson on a bunch of boobs looking at Facebook.
by Scott Pak December 9, 2020
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Robert William Thompson

robert william thompson is the creator of the tire and is known for this because he is a FAILURE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
by manuele October 9, 2023
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thompson goodbye

When you're trying to leave an event and the hosts come out to talk to you for another 20 to 68 minutes in the driveway.

See also: When your dad leans against your external car door and holds your attention for an hour.

See also: Leaning into car window whilst driver slowly backs out, inch by inch.
Sentence: "I'm an hour late home as my parents engaged me in a Thompson goodbye"

CODE: "Don't lean on their car window, dear."
by Ms. JGT November 13, 2023
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