Thompson tide marks

The bloody smears left around a person's mouth after performing orals sex on a woman during her period. Named so, due to the bloody residue resembling the scum and water marks left on piers, boats and other structures after the tide has gone down.

Person 1: Oh shit, what happened to your face? You're bleeding!?

Person 2: What? Oh, no... my girlfriend is on her period and-

Person 1: She gave you the Thompson tide marks!? Disgusting! You can get HPV doing that.

by Jim Cognito May 26, 2016

Thompson's Arse

Describes unexplained paranormal phenomena or psychic activity. Now predominately used in South West England but believed to have originated some years ago in the North East.

"What we have here is a case of Thompson's arse"

by Ben Turpin February 3, 2018

Mia Thompson

She is a brat , a spoiled rotten one

Mia Thompson is a butt

by Estella37394$;! January 17, 2017

Luke Thompson

Extremely gay boy who eats his brother’s ass before his bedtime of 6 o’clock and he is extremely ASN but is useful for a game of siege

Shut up luke Thompson your so fucking gay

by Jakeby12 October 28, 2019

Dennis J Thompson

A known buff, a rube of sorts. A Country bumpkin like fellow.

Boy, that Kenny O’Connor really pulled a Dennis J Thompson on a bunch of boobs looking at Facebook.

by Scott Pak December 9, 2020

Robert William Thompson

robert william thompson is the creator of the tire and is known for this because he is a FAILURE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

robert william thompson is a boy

by manuele October 9, 2023

thompson goodbye

When you're trying to leave an event and the hosts come out to talk to you for another 20 to 68 minutes in the driveway.

See also: When your dad leans against your external car door and holds your attention for an hour.

See also: Leaning into car window whilst driver slowly backs out, inch by inch.

Sentence: "I'm an hour late home as my parents engaged me in a Thompson goodbye"

CODE: "Don't lean on their car window, dear."

by Ms. JGT November 13, 2023