John

John is nice and cares very much but always ends up the best friend but even though he wants more then being friends he still manages being a great friend with good relationship advice. He is what you call "boyfriend transparent". He would the best boyfriend but he is see through, girls can't see how great he is and just continues to have trouble with love even if a treasure is right in front of them.

John gives the best advice about my problems with adam I wish there were a guy like john

by Transparent and hollow December 12, 2017

John

But of a twat innit

Mate that John over that is a bit of a twat innit

by John Lenon2234 May 5, 2018

john

Something you are referring to as an object .

" Ayo bruh, pass that John"

by v r o December 15, 2017

John

Cunt

John is a cunt

by G f s c h f v May 17, 2018

John

A type of guy that is quite, shy, has problems talking with word, makes "beats", spends time with a computer and a MEAT and Oppai lover.

That John guy want to be a DJ he might go far.

by Superflyking August 31, 2018

John

A John is normally very built with sexy washboard abs. John's tends to get the hottest women and have lost virginity at the young age of 8.

That sexy man is looking like an absolute John

Wow nice 100 yard rush td u pulled a John there

by Gegs2048 October 14, 2019

John

A person that loses in every facet of life from card games to trash talking. This is generally a person that has strong confidence in there ability to win and runs away when they lose.

You need to win, Don’t be a John!

by sinodahasabigdick<3 February 9, 2018