Vampire weekend

Lesbian orgy where all participants or most participants are on their period concentrating on oral sex

My sorority sisters and I had a vampire weekend after the frat party

by Bambi barrister June 22, 2022

Weekend Haggis

Your last resort person to hang out with. The dregs of your social life. If the alternative is staying home for the third Saturday night in a row, you call your weekend haggis.

You: I’m going for a drink with Tom tomorrow night.
Friend: I thought you didn’t like Tom?
You: yeah but he’s my weekend haggis.

by Jrefap June 26, 2021

lawnmower weekend

a phenomenon resulting when kids come back to school on a monday with haircuts such as buzzcuts, lawnmower cuts, and other unsightly hair cuts. the best way it has been described is that boys get together on the weekends and cut eachothers hair with lawnmowers.

Tina: oh, kevin's hair was so beautiful, but now look at it, it's a square!

Jess: it's atrocious! he must have gone to lawnmower weekend!

by assholeanonymous April 28, 2011

loaded weekend

You had so many things to do on this weekend that you didn't have time to relax.

That was a loaded weekend. I didn't even have time to sleep.

by Lord_Zex June 14, 2021

Metric Weekend

a "Metric Weekend" is 9 days long. Starting on Friday and returning on Monday 9 days later. The Source is from the TV Sitcom "Taxi"

You have a weeks vacation coming, so you should take a metric weekend.

by 71Demon October 11, 2011

urban weekend

the weekend when all of the ratchets from across the united gather in South Beach, Miami, to celebrate memorial day weekend

there were 36 arrest that took place during urban weekend 2013

by black word wizard May 24, 2014

Rockstar Weekend

The practice of drinking and partying the entire weekend. Starting with after work/school/lecture drinks and continuing throughout the weekend. Sole purpose is to indulge in a lifestyle worthy of a rockstar of the old days: party, booze, bbq, Bacon, etc.
This includes the sacred ritual of a beereals-breakfast and kicking off the day with booze.

A: Hey, what are your plans for the weekend?

B: Dunno, Rockstar Weekend?

A: Hell yeah!

by MrRandomGuy November 27, 2012