Petting my koala

This is the act of masturbation by an exteremely beautiful woman while the other partner watches or coaches the masturbator on.

Come in and watch me petting my koala!

by BradieBear July 7, 2010

koala's vagina

A cooter with some funky shtuff up there.

This girl got a koala's vagina

by john stromboli January 3, 2021

Koala

An awesome animal who lives in Australia if you fuck with them you died Boii.

1.If you not a fellow Koala and you see one your fucking died

2.never look back when you see a koala and your not one

3.Male Koalas have Really Really Really giantgenetic Dick's

Koalas are life.

by Littyboiiii February 2, 2017

Koala dog

When someone is really bad at something, they're called Koala Dog. Its basically because koalas and dog dont go together.

You're so bad at this game, fucking koala dog nerd shitstain

by Maudota12 December 13, 2017

Koala

To wrap yourself in a ball to hide your boner. Very useful strategy in certain scenarios

Jake: how did you hide ur boner from Kim? She’s hot af
Thomas: dude I koalaed

by Frfx god ngl April 30, 2019

Ugly Potato Koala

This word usually is used when talking about Bonnie Moss as she is said to be the Kween of ugly potato koalas

Did you talk to Bonnie last night

Yea she really is an ugly potato koala

by Imtheuglypotatokoalakween May 15, 2018

punch the koala

Hit the pussy hard like you were punching a small furry animal from down under.

John finally got the girl to go home with him when he told her he was going to punch the koala until it felt like her pussy had gone three rounds with Tyson.

by Crashexl May 29, 2018