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Kit kat a midget

the act of fingering a midget female with four fingers; to use four fingers to sexually pleasuring a short person.
(lil wayne: every girl) Mack Maine-
"For free suites Id give Paris Hilton all-nighters
In about 3 years, holla at me Miley Cyrus
I don't discriminate, no not at all
Kit kat a midget if that ass soft I break her off"
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Gentlemans Rape Kit

The item a man keeps in his vehicle in order to cover one's yuk-mouth, skunk-nuts, jungle-pits and overall lack of hygenical preparedness for intercourse.
Dude, I was totally rank last night after dancing with that chick! But don't worry, I was still able to hook up with her thanks to my Gentlemans Rape Kit
by 2 Dorks and a Dog May 31, 2011
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Kit-Kat Shuffle

''I came home early and caught the wife doing the Kit-Kat shuffle over a picture of George Clooney last night.''
by ZedHead November 14, 2007
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Last aid kit

Same thing as a first aid kit, except named this way because it will probably be the last time you use a first aid kit. Used in wars when soldiers are wounded, and are sure to die if they heal themselves, or not.
Day 234

Charlton and me were behind enemy lines. We sneaked around the base's corner when we were ambushed by sentries. We shot them down, but I was shot in the stomach, and was bleeding badly. Our orders were clear, we had to infiltrate the base, and I couldn't go back. Charlton took out the last aid kit.
by Pardusly May 5, 2011
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kit conner situation

to force a celebrity to publicly come out about their sexuality against their will, due to accusations of queer baiting
“don’t turn this into a kit conner situation, let jenna ortega come out in her own time”

“it will become a kit conner situation when everyone is asking them about their sexuality
by johnxina111 December 4, 2022
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Patch kit mentality

The act of fixing a problem for the short term when in the long run you will end up needing to spend more time and money to fix a larger problem.
A: Why are there weird lines down the middle of the road?

B: The city thought it was a good idea to pave the road without spending the money to pull up the trolly tracks first.

A: This is killing my car. Fucking patch kit mentality!
by LittleMissBitch June 23, 2011
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BM starter kit

A BM starter kit is a set of clothing that young and uprising frat stars buy to begin living the frat life style. It was started by a young pike pledge and consists of polka dot bowties, chubbies, southern tide button downs, and ray bans. Oh and don't forget the sperry top siders.
A BM starter kit is any Rushie's clothing that is trying to become a pledge.
by Young lew August 6, 2013
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